Friday, August 1, 2008

Singapore - June 2008

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Saturday 28 June: With only a few hours and a daypack, I took Jacqueline's advice to head straight to Sentosa. I had hoped to get by without any cash, but the train ticket machines didn't accept credit cards. The ticketing system took a slight leap of faith but once I got the hang of it, it was quite a nifty system. In fact my impression of Singapore was that it was cheap, good value, clean, efficient; it strikes me that you'll be fine as long as you don't mind being very well behaved - luckily that suits me quite well.

Sentosa is a small theme park/resort/island (seemingly staffed largely by minimum-age workers!), and I went up inside the statue of a mermaid lion 'Merlion' (I think I went to a few cities with lions as their emblem on my trip), a museum of sorts called Images of Singapore, the Sky Tower - a sort of observation deck on a list, and I had to go on the luge after missing out on the top of Mt Pilatus. I went for a very soothing swim and watched some beach volleyball as the sun went down, and the jet fighters screeched overhead.

On the monorail back a couple of the 'locals' struck up a delightful conversation with me which was a great finishing touch on my travels - Wenna, a Chinese girl studying in Singapore, was excellent company on the short trip back to the city. Then - back to Changi airport for the final leg.




Home: Thanks to Jeanette, Rob and Matty who met me at the airport; it was great to be home; but I'd had a brilliant time, thanks again everyone & I hope to catch you all again soon!

London 2 - June 2008

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Tuesday June 22: I was heading back to London for a couple of days before heading home; Louisa was unwell so I had lined up a couple of nights' floorspace with newlyweds Leonie and Laurent. The problem was getting there... my flight into Gatwick was 3 1/2 hours late and instead of disembarking at a respectable 8pm we were heading headlong towards midnight - 1am Denmark time.

So, I arrived in Gatwick at a quarter past 11, my luggage didn't show up for half an hour - luckily I could bypass the 'EU Passport' queue at immigration, there were big crowds all pretty annoyed that they were up this late (who knows how everyone got home) then I have to decide on what train company to use, while the ticket machines were busy rejecting my card, and the single ticket window had a 20min delay and passengers behind me are asking to move in front because they need the same train that I do (we all made the train)... I got to London Victoria at 12:45 am, to find that the Tube had closed for the night, and none of the taxis would take Visa. Finally I relented and got out some cash, grabbed a taxi and arrived at Leonie's house at 1am (luckily I wasn't heading to Louisa's - maybe 4 times as far). A most frustrating night - but the next day made up for it!



Wednesday: I was still a bit rattled and woke early when I heard movement around the house a bit after 6am. I got up to say hi to my hosts, plus I thought it might be an idea to try to get to Wimbledon... it turned out that Leonie and Laurent were also planning to skip work and get along as well! We left about 7 and with a brisk hike to Tower Bridge tube we got to the Wimbledon queue at around 8am... I was queue ticket number 4323. Not low enough to get into centre court but no problems getting a ground pass. We had a couple of hours to kill but it passed quickly with nice weather, good company from the queue neighbours, and people selling newspapers (including a free radio!) and giving out suncream and chewing gum samples. The whole thing was very civil and well organised.

We paraded across to the stadium complex - Leonie and Laurent had a couple of matches they were keen to see and I decided to settle in to Casey Dellaqua vs Pauline Parmentier on Court 17 - Casey had a shaky start but came good and took out the match. I then watched a another great match where a small Italian girl who was a rank underdog took it right up to her seeded opponent. I went for a walk around the grounds, had the strawberries and cream, watched some of the big matches on the big screen, and then finished up watching a bit of Sam Stosur in the doubles.

I had to keep moving though - I had a date with Louisa for dinner. It took us a little bit of time to find each other at London Bridge, but then we were off having a lovely Thai dinner just near Trafalgar Square. To top off what was already a magical day, we headed off towards the Wednesday Ukulele Jam, which was a hugely enjoyable dose of madness. It was great to meet all the guys and girls and belt out some tunes with them. What a day!

Thursday: My last full day was a bit of an anticlimax... I had originally hoped to be going to see the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, but their show was cancelled. I went to Greenwich, and saw the signs for the Cutty Sark but it was closed for repairs. I went to the Observatory (I had been there before) back in 1990, and just as I stepped into the room with the Transit Circle an alarm went off and everyone had to be evacuated. I'm pretty sure it wasn't me triggering the alarm! I did see the time ball drop. A programme listing in a newspaper said that there was a show at the Globe Theatre at 2:30 so I jumped on a train to get to Southbank, arriving just to find that the show started at 2:00 and it was sold out anyway. Exasperated, I went for a walk along the Thames riverbank, then back to Trafalgar Square - finally finding the plaque indicating where distances are measured from in London (across the road from the Square towards the river), and basically wandered around for a while... it was good to find a couple of neighbourhoods that aren't on the tourist trail. Finally I headed back to Leonie & Laurent's having decided that I'd had an awesome trip but it was probably a good time to be heading home. I contributed some Victorian wine bought from the local Threshers to dinner, and we settled in to watch some of Wimbledon and Euro2008 on the telly.



Friday: London still had a few hours with which to entertain me; I started with having a bit of a jam session with Laurent which was great fun! Then after packing all my gear I took my hosts' advice to go for a riverside walk to Museum in Docklands, where there were exhibits on Jack the Ripper, and Sugar and Slavery, and lots and lots of schoolkids. I picked up my suitcase from Leonie's, and feeling that I'd been around long enough to be on top of things I assertively swiped my Oystercard on the bus... before the bus driver told me I was heading in the wrong direction. I made it to Heathrow, and checked my bag through to Melbourne. I had budgeted the weight of the suitcase to be around 19kg for the journey which worked fine - until Leonie asked me to carry a couple of books, CDs and small items of clothing back to her family at home. I had a little bit of trepidation putting the suitcase on the scales - 20.0kg exactly!

Next: Singapore

Denmark - June 2008

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Sunday 22 June: Advertisements in the Tube in London promote Aalborg as having a big concentration of nightclubs, but I was just keen to catch up with Birgitte- my penfriend since highschool- and her household, including 10-month-old Laura. Birgitte met me at Aalborg and we went for a drink and a Greek dinner at Hos Costa. Then back at her house in Suldrup I got to meet her partner Ken, and Laura, who was very curious about my ukulele.

Monday: Birgitte had taken a couple of days off work which was fantastic - however on my first full day we were both pretty tired - Birgitte because her dog had been unwell during the night, and me because I think I had had too much chocolate at Zurich airport... Anyway, we stopped for some supplies at a huge shopping centre in Aalborg (there was a shop there where you can design your own teddy bear), and then headed up towards the seaside summer resort town of Løkken. It was blowing an absolute gale - we were driving at 100km/h and the clouds were easily overtaking us... good weather for windmills. It was also fairly chilly so no swimming today! But with a bit of imagination you could see how it'd be a great place when the sun was out. We had a great lunch at local pub. It's awesome to check in with Birgitte every so often... but we also had a nod to being tourists with a visit to Børglum Kloster, an ancient monastery. In the evening I went along with Ken to help him move some furniture for a friend in Aalborg.


Tuesday: Birgitte took me for a drive across Jutland and we stopped for a while at Mariager, where we enjoyed a leisurely wander around town and lunch, all the while getting up to date with all the news and reminiscing about our previous visits to each other. On the way back it became a bit of a mission to find an ice-cream shop and to that end we had a look around Hobro. Nice to visit, and a cool music shop to poke around, no ice-cream.

Our quest was finally resolved back at the shopping centre, and from there Birgitte dropped me off at Aalborg - it was just a quick visit this time, but always fantastic to cross paths, hopefully we'll organise it again soon!

My flight from Aalborg to Gatwick was around 3 1/2 hours late! I didn't find out until after I checked in, and the initial estimated departure time wasn't too bad, but there were several postponements and I started to get concerned about the time I'd arrive in London. The one redeeming aspect of the flight was that we took off just after sunset, and after we took off we had the interesting experience of seeing the sun reappear over the horizon and it was quite an amazing view over the West Jutland lakes.

Next: back to London

Switzerland - June 2008

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Tuesday 17 June: I got in to Zurich Airport about half an hour late and it was almost deserted - I think everyone was at the France v Italy!? Even so, the plane parked on the apron and we had to get a bus across the tarmac to the terminal. Luckily Jacqueline was there to meet me. Jacqueline's place was great - a little way along the shores of Lake Zurich, only a few minutes by train from the centre of town. It was great to meet her sons when they were about, and like everywhere in Zurich, a stunning view over mountains and lakes is no more than a few steps away.

Wednesday: The sun was finally out on my European trip! After a great breakfast Jacqueline pointed me in the direction of Küsnacht HB railway station and gave me a bunch of information to help me find my way around. I found a bank, and suitably cashed up I headed into the city. Zurich Public Transport has fantastic tickets - quite indecipherable for non-German speakers (fair enough), with bulk, patterns and silver thread to put many banknotes to shame. I went for a wander to get my bearings and found the lakeside football fanzone. I managed to spend 4 euro on a small bottle of Coca Cola, and decided that the fanzone wasn't going to be a place for me to grab any bargains!

Zurich was very picturesque - where in Edinburgh the citizens would walk around with golf clubs, in Zurich they had hiking poles. Also the fountains were brilliant!

I joined up with a city walking tour, then caught a suburban commuter ferry to Zürichhorn before walking back along more fanzone festivities to watch one of the Euro2008 matches on the big screen floating on the edge of Lake Zurich along with a few thousand other fans. I needed a fair bit of help finding the right train home, lots of stations and destinations have virtually the same names (eg Kusnacht and Kussnacht, Uerikon and Uetikon and Oerlikon), but some friendly locals saw my bewildered looks (it also doesn't help when you don't know the German word for 'express' and risk missing your station). The trains themselves were great but it was sometimes a logistical exercise to make it to the right platform in foreign.



Thursday: I had to go to Mount Pilatus since Dermott had recommended it on Getaway. Unfortunately I was suffering from almost debilitating hayfever for much of the day (was it being caught in the rain in Edinburgh? Or adjusting to the altitude or humidity, or perhaps the farmlands around were drying out and getting dusty?) but I still managed to soldier on, from Lucerne through to the cable car up to the Pilatus Kulm, then down by cogwheel railway to the lake cruise. We were worried on the approach to Pilatus that the clouds would be below the summit, but while we were up there the clouds just lifted enough that we could see down to Lucerne and all the neighboring towns and lakes, and quite often we would get a puff of cloud come across that didn't have the oomph to clear the summit first time, making for some quite spectacular effects. I had decided that a lot of things in Zurich were quite expensive, even coffees and lunches, so I ended up just ducking into a handy supermarket every time I felt like a snack and this worked quite well.

With a bit of a snooze on the coach I picked up a bit and met Jacqueline for dinner, after which we made the most of the plentiful evening light and headed across to the rotunda next to the harbour where there is a tradition of free-form DIY swing dancing each week. No matter that there was a huge crowd in the open air bars just across the road! I met up with Ursi and (in between my sneezing and apologising) had a good catch-up.




Friday: After another exceptional breakfast Jacqueline dropped me down at the station and organised with the ticket person a fun little DIY excursion for me. I caught the train to Uetliberg which is only a few kilometres out of town but is up on a mountain. There's a bit of a lookout and a hotel - all pretty spectacular. Then you hike 4 or 5 km along to Felsenegg and catch the cable car back down to the suburbs and get the train home. It was a brilliant day - the weather was perfect and I was really enjoying being on holidays. My camera's screen finally gave up the ghost but I decided that it was still taking photos OK, so I could make do. The path included a 1 to a billion(?) scale model replica of the solar system, the 'Planetenveg', which struck me as being peculiar but interesting all the same. The Sun is about 1-and-a-half metres across and up on a pole, each planet has its own stone plinth; Saturn and Uranus are a maybe 3 and 4 km away and are about the size of billiard balls. I had been set the challenge to write a song about Microwave Background Radiation by Ben from Melbourne when I was in Edinburgh, and this environment provided the perfect backdrop and I pretty much finished it in one hit.

I caught the bus back from the centre of town and Jacqueline had given me instructions to stay on an extra stop; we were having a BBQ at some neighbours'. As I found many times during my trip it was a delight to get to visit the homes of the locals in each place. On this occasion the big screen was set up for the night's soccer - it was a particularly boring game until the last 2 minutes of extra time when each team scored a goal and penalties proved the decider.

Saturday: a couple of Jacqueline's friends were going to climb a mountain, and we joined them. I got the feeling that for many of the locals it wasn't anything more than a bit of a weekend stroll, judging by some advanced ages and the things they took with them (eg novels, the newspaper) but for our little crew it was a good challenge to keep up. Again the weather was idyllic and there was a bunch of gliders overhead riding thermals. The mountain was 2101m and I think we started at around 1280m - we could just start to feel the effects of altitude by the summit. The whole way we were treated to spectacular landscapes and even when we reached the top we could see ridge lines all around that all seemed higher still.

I think it took about 6 hours to get up and back down again; we stopped for a drink near the base and I was ready to just about keel over after the exertions. But, back at Jacqueline's and after a bit of recovery time, we were ready to head out dancing! There are a few other swing dancers I know from Switzerland and I had hoped to see a few of them there but it was a very quiet night as it was only a week before Herrang and apparently lots of people were at a dance camp at Como. Still I managed quite a few dances and it was good fun.

Sunday: Off to Denmark! Jacqueline completed her stellar hosting duties by once more negotiating the picturesque yet very winding roads on the way to the airport. We boarded the plane at the scheduled time... and then it was nearly an hour before we pushed back. I've no idea why, but it seemed that the planes were taking off at half the normal rate. As soon as we were over Germany the weather closed in...

Next: Denmark

Scotland - June 2008

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Thursday 12 June:

I arrived in Edinburgh on time! I was excited and looking forward to the "Highland Swing" swing dancing weekend (thanks Nicki for the recommendation) and getting to hear lots of Scottish accents. I was also looking forward to collecting my luggage but this didn't eventuate - disaster! - I was one of half-a-dozen or so people whose bags failed to get routed through Oslo airport. The baggage staff assured me that bags generally get delivered a day or so later, and it actually suited me a little bit because my host Anna was out for the day and I didn't want to have to lug a suitcase around.

I headed into the city and was immediately struck by how blackened it looks - perhaps years of polution have soaked into the stonework and given it a distinctive, not particularly attractive, industrial look, but after a couple of days it just seemed natural. My first port of call was Edinburgh Castle, whose namesake is the venue for the rehearsals for my ukulele band in Melbourne. Quite apart from that link, I've also seen the Tattoo on TV a few times and it was good to get there in person and see a place with such an amazing history. I still had some time to kill before Anna could welcome me to her home so once I'd found her apartment buildings and wandered through The Meadows (managing to evade all the golfballs) I retired to a nearby pub - to watch the evening's soccer. I picked up a freshly printed guide to the upcoming Edinburgh Festival and was delighted to find a show called Learn To Play The Ukulele In Under An Hour (How George Formby Saved My Life). Finally I managed to rendezvous with Anna at her spacious apartment, and I could settle in and unpack my meagre possessions.


Friday: No news from the baggage handlers, so I was heading to the weekend festivities without danceable shoes or any changes of clothes. Anna, Katherine, Ben and myself walked up through town (stopping to admire wedding dresses whenever possible, for some reason) to meet the bus that would take us all up to the highlands. There we met a couple of people I knew from Melbourne - Ahn, Ben and Helen; it was great to catch up with them all! (I was slightly disappointed there weren't more Scots on the weekend - virtually everyone was from somewhere else.) As we travelled up to the highlands I found the roadscape somehow very familiar - at first I thought it was perhaps that I was back on the 'correct' side of the road, but then I noticed that the Scottish freeway road signs were the same design as the ones at home - the fonts, colours and so forth (except for distances being in miles).

On the way we visited Glenmorangie Distillery and did the tour (I felt a theme was developing since I had been to Mack Brewery only two days earlier) - we all had the opportunity of inhaling fumes from one of the vats which I think cauterised the entire inside of my skull. I took the opportunity in the gift shop to buy a reserve T-shirt and also a bottle of whisky.

Altogether it was a few hours' journey to Carbisdale Castle (including getting slightly lost), but the trip was worth it as the Castle was awesome - spectacular, cosy and very comfortable. There were about 70 of us on the weekend and we had the entire castle to ourselves. It was great to meet everyone - they had travelled from all over Europe (a few were from further afield originally) and the teachers were top notch. We had an excellent dinner and danced the night away - and although the sun went down eventually it never really got completely dark.


Saturday: Still no word from the baggage handlers, so I adopted defensive tactics including frequent excursions to the brisk air outside to get as cold as I could before getting all hot again from the dancing (I got to hang out with the smokers a fair bit!). If there had have been any clothes shops nearby I would have been there like a shot but the closest town was several miles away and too small to have much in the way of fashion shops. We had dance workshops all day - normally I write down all the moves and techniques we were learning but with the luggage situation, and with all the other excitement of the holiday, I didn't quite get around to it and so probably didn't make the most out of the weekend.

In the late afternoon we staged a 'Swing Highland Games' which was fun, and I also have fond memories of the great statues and paintings which really added to the regal atmosphere of the castle.

We had another big dance on Saturday evening - I had a couple of memorable dances including one with Frida - one of the rockstar swing dancers from the Harlem Hot Shots, and also with Vanessa who figuratively grabbed me by the scruff of the neck and had me dancing some nifty blues. Also I was using Whisky as a deodorant - if I drank enough of it I could forget that my clothes and myself were well overdue for a freshen-up! - and this worked fine until I went to stomp a big 'hit'... and missed the floor. Irn Bru proved very recuperative. I also managed to get a bit of ukulele action happening in the foyer outside the dance which was fun.

Sunday: Still no word from the baggage handlers. Anders generously leant me a shirt. There were a few more workshops, then it was time to start packing into the buses for home. Altogther it was a great weekend with a fun bunch of dancers, excellent teachers, an awesome venue, and great organisers (Christi and Paul); I just felt very self-conscious and scruffy without my luggage for so long, as much as the other dancers said it wasn't a problem.

The atmosphere on bus home was rather sleepy! But needless to say - as soon as we got back to Edinburgh everyone made plans to meet up at the Merlin for more dancing. (It was great to meet Lee and Seema - their enthusiasm was infectious and made up for my sleep deprivation!) I was much more cheerful because word had come through that my baggage had been found and was in Edinburgh. I think the airline must have sent the bag on their next Oslo to Edinburgh flight, which are only bi-weekly; rather than using another airline to get it there a bit quicker. After the Merlin there was another after-party at one of the dancers' houses (to the slight and polite consternation of the neighbours) - I was starting to fade and skipped any further dancing but enjoyed the music that some of our Eastern European colleagues spun up - they coincidently played a few songs that the Melbourne Ukulele Kollective have had in their set list, including a variation of Sao Roma.


Monday: I sat by the doorbell to await the bag - sometime between 9 and 12 - at 11:30 the phone rang to say that the courier was outside but couldn't see the address. I ran outside in my socks and shorts and luckily saw him - he was a block away outside number 24, not 42! I felt I couldn't have looked more scruffy but I didn't care, I had my bag back and I could wash and shave and wear some other clothes.

Suitably refreshed, I went to climb Arthur's Seat which was a fair hike but the views were great; I actually tumbled a couple of times on the descent but no damage done. I did the tour of The Palace of Holyroodhouse (including an exhibition of The Royal Collection) which was quite similar in design to Versailles - it lots of function-specific rooms with not much of a corridor to connect them - instead to go into inner rooms you have to pass through a succession of other rooms on the way. The ruins of the abbey and gardens were very nice and were being prepared for the Queen's garden party. I walked back through town (bought some tartan scarves for my sisters from a souvenir shop whose proprietor was Bosnian or something but wanted to ask me all about Rex Hunt), and then back to Anna's house. We then met up with some of the others for dinner and then back to Anna's house for drinks later... and later... and later..... Ben (Melbournian) challenged me to write a swing song about Microwave Background Radiation (and it couldn't be a love song but I ignored that criterion) which fleshed itself out over the next few days.

Tuesday: I had decided to accidently sleep in but Zsolt and Sasha rang the doorbell and since I only had a few more hours in Scotland I swung into action. Ben (from Holland) joined us headed up to Calton Hill where Kilts Across America were setting off on a fundraising motorcycle ride - in kilts. We then headed towards the Botanic Gardens although Ben and Zsolt weren't that interested and stopped off at a pub instead. Then the heavens opened and I took refuge in a glasshouse (what I did see of the gardens was pretty good but I was mainly trying to keep dry). Time was starting to run short so I went to find the pub with the others but just then a bus came so I sent some apologetic farewell messages to the others and headed back to Anna's to say goodbye (although I could look forward to seeing her in Melbourne in just a couple of weeks!) and collect my much-treasured luggage.

Edinburgh is building their first tram line out towards the airport but that'll still be a couple of years away so I took the bus. I flew with BA via London City Airport to Zurich - these were the only flights of my holiday that were not virtually full. London City Airport was full of business travellers, a welcome relief to all the backpackers and bucks parties, and the planes park at 135° to the terminal so they don't need to be pushed back.

Next: Switzerland

Tromsø (Norway) - June 2008

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Monday 9th June: We arrived at the airport an hour late, and along with a bunch of fellow visitors I missed the airport bus to town as they'd moved the bus stop but not told anyone. Luckily there were a bunch of people attending a powder coating conference (?) and they organised a minibus taxi and invited me along. Their hotel was only a couple of blocks from mine - it was easy to find and quite comfortable albeit not much of a step up from a hostel - as expected things were expensive and it cost perhaps double what you'd expect in more typical destinations, but that's OK.

I was in the Arctic in the first place because I wanted to see the midnight sun - probably since I built my own sundial I was fascinated by how some places can have 24 hour sunlight or darkness. Tromsø's latitude is about 69½° North, so around 3° inside the Arctic circle - meaning the sun should be nearly 3° above the horizon at midnight when I would be there about 10 days before the summer solstice. 3° doesn't sound much but it is 6 times the diameter of the sun (with my arm outstretched I could fit two fingers between the horizon and the sun- another finger obscured the sun).

While getting my bearings, I saw a poster for the Soweto Gospel Choir, which struck me as quite incongruous; I saw that they were performing that night at Tromsø Domkirke; I had no idea where that was... but then I noticed some African-looking people sitting on the steps of the cathedral across the road, looking like they were doing singing warmups. My interest sufficiently piqued, I went to the door and asked the ticket price - it was Kr400 (around $80) which was exactly what I had in my pocket. Ticket in hand, I explored the town centre for a little longer; on returning a big and excited crowd had built up inside the cathedral; in fact I was struggling to find a seat - then I spied a staircase. Upstairs, the pews with views had been filled but I saw the balcony opposite the alter didn't have any seating, although there were chairs stacked nearby. I took one, looked around to see whether anyone minded, then took up my front-row-balcony seat. About 20 others immediately copied this tactic, so I figured I was on a good thing (as long as the balcony stayed up!).

The show started with the local gospel choir - about 40-strong (all with handheld mics), supported by a gospelly band. They were fantastic! The singing was great and they were very dynamic on stage. During intermission we were addressed by the chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize committee, who told us how the concert was a benefit for Nelson Mandela's work and how there has been an ongoing connection between Mandela and Tromsø - he has visited the city several times. Then we had the Soweto Gospel Choir themselves - amazing singing and songs, numerous standing ovations, and they had lots of the audience in tears during songs such as 'One' (by U2). All the encores were so uplifting we could have floated out at the end. The show finished at 11:30pm - and the sun was still comfortably above the horizon! I knew that you couldn't see the midnight sun from the town centre as it was obscured by a hill so I headed to the bridge that connects Tromsø island to the mainland, arriving at the peak just before midnight.

It was spectacular! The backdrop of snow-capped mountains and fjords was perfectly dramatic, the sun and moon both shone brightly, and down below in the town there were just a few cars and pedestrians along with the normal middle-of-the-night industries - garbage collectors and roadworks. It gave it a slightly post-apocalyptic feel - daylight, big city, hardly anyone around. Back at the hotel it was hard to consider going to sleep - the sun is still up! - but I finally slipped on the eyemask at 2am.


Tuesday: I visited the tourist information but it was full of grey nomads asking annoying questions, and I was feeling quite seedy so I gave up trying to find a daytrip and instead headed back for a bit more sleep after the late night (night? hah!). I made it back around lunchtime; this time my fake 'Tourist English' (to say "I can't speak Norweigan - sorry - but I will try to be as clear as I can") only succeeded in confusing the Tourism guy, who was a Kiwi. He suggested the Roundtrip - a daytrip that starts at 4pm, giving me still plenty of time to get the bus to the Cable car to enjoy the spectacular views over the city and even have hike for an hour or so up above the cable station - occasionally crossing through snow patches. (It was maybe around 10°C.) The suburban bus back to town didn't eventuate but the following bus did, but only with a few minutes to spare.

The Roundtrip involves a 3 and 3/4 hour journey by intercity coach (and a couple of car ferries) to Skjervøy, returning with a 4-hour cruise on the historic Hurtigruten coastal steamer. The Hurtigruten travels daily in each direction on a 7?-day voyage, so in fact there are quite a number of Hurtigrutens steaming up and down the Norweigan coast at any time. The sights were as amazing as ever; I was also interested in the engineering effort that had gone into building tunnels and bridges across 2km-wide fjords (admittedly the tunnels were rough-hewn but quite serviceable) to service what really looked like quite minor towns. It transpired that while the bus was full, there were only 5 of us 'Roundtrippers' - the rest were normal commuters; of the other people on my tour the rest were two Swedish retiree couples.

The bus deposited us at Skjervøy but the ferry was half an hour late, and a biting wind started to cut through my layers. When the ferry did arrive, it loaded up some cargo and then let us aboard. There were a large contingent of tourists (mostly grey nomads again) and I settled in with a bunch of Swedes to watch their team play in Euro2008 - we sometimes lost the signal while passing some of the mountains. After the game I wandered around the boat enjoying the scenery outside. Many of the passengers had gone to bed. We steamed into Tromsø a bit after midnight - again I was very fortunate to have clear skies and enjoy the spectacle of watching the sun circle the horizon without ever dropping below it.



Wednesday: I took a suburban bus to the Norsk Telemuseum - there was very little in English and though I was getting good at making intelligent guesses while reading Norwegian, much in the displays escaped me - the curator was an elderly technician I think and spoke no English at all; it was still an interesting place though. Back in town I visited Polaria a slightly dinky 'Polar Experience' full of schoolkids, but the seal show was actually pretty good. I then went to the Mack Brewery tour at Ølhallen Pub, not that I was particularly interested in the tour; but I'm glad I did. Firstly, I have discovered that brewery/winery/distillery tours are a great way to learn a lot about the country's society (eg interesting drinking laws, driving considerations, festivals etc), and secondly, the tour group consisted of 3 Norweigan sisters - the youngest my age - and the youngest one's partner. All but the eldest sister live in the USA and they were in town for a family reunion; and they were constantly bumping into old friends of theirs. They invited me to a late lunch at "Emma's Dream Kitchen", where the manager was an old family friend. She showed us her upstairs restaurant and her renovation plans and told us how the Queen of Norway loves dining there - she's brought the King along on one occasion as well.

I polished off my stay with a walk around the harbourfront and across the bridge to the Arctic Cathedral, but I didn't go in - it looked overly touristy and had an admission charge. Instead I went back to the hotel and watched the football (I was really starting to get into the tournament!) and was talked at by a rather drunk Swedish guy who claimed to be a minor rock star from the 80s.

Thursday: Up at 5am for the 6:50 flight - I shared a taxi with a lady who was also staying at the hotel, whose employer graciously paid for the ride. The airport not only had check-in kiosks but also self-bag labelling stations - when I printed off the bag label the machine seized up leaving me at the front of a long queue with a machine flashing error messages at me in foreign languages. It turned out to be just that the label spool had run out halfway through my label; as he reloaded the spool the attendant assured me that my half-printed label would still work fine even though it just had some barcodes and no "OSL-EDI" or whatever. In the plane I sat next to a big African guy who saw my ukulele and asked whether I was a muso - he turned out to be one of the Bala Brothers from South Africa who seem to be sort of an African 'Human Nature' topping the charts doing soul songs (although after a show the previous night he was looking very seedy and more like a rapper from the hood), they had performed with Tasha Baxter - an English/South African who was on both my Tromsø flights as well. I didn't speak to her but she had been notable in the departure lounges working the crowd. There had been a big concert the previous night that I hadn't known about - it would have been good to go to (if it had have been nearby) but as it was the early night came in handy.

Next time: I have to go back in winter, maybe to see 24 sunless hours, I'd love to go dog-sledding and I would love to see the aurora. I found that I could understand enough written Norweigan to get by using a bit of imagination; I have a fair way to go with spoken Norweigan though!

Next: Scotland

France - May/June 2008

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Friday 30 Mai: It was very exciting to be in Paris! It was a beautiful Friday evening when I arrived, Yannick met me at Paris CDG, and we had just enough time to get to first night of the Paris Ukelele Festival. The sights and streetscapes had me captivated on the way into town as Yannick skillfully negotiated the bus lanes and pedestrians. We found Le Divan du Monde and enjoyed some interesting acts - I thought the first night wasn't really as 'traditional ukulele' as I am used to; a bit folky or trancy or new-agey instead. Afterwards Yannick and I met up with some of Yannick's buddies and we had a lot of pastis. My French improved markedly - alas it dropped off for the rest of my time in France!

Saturday: I set off to explore the city. I started at Châtelet Les Halles and wandered down towards the Hôtel de Ville (passing an Australian theme pub, which unfortunately wasn't showing any AFL - rugby instead). I was excited by the prospect of free city internet but I could never really get it to work on my mobile phone. Still, I found that my mobile had phone and internet coverage pretty much everywhere I went on the whole holiday, albeit at international roaming rates.

I found the Seine and watched a couple of jazz bands tag-teaming on the Pont St Louis, and saw evidence of a movie shoot on the north corner of Ile St Louis. Yannick had recommended that I do a boat cruise to get my bearings; I should have taken his advice - the bus tour I took instead was a test of endurance - one that I failed! Leaving the annoying fellow passengers and crappy sound system behind at the Seine I continued to explore on foot, but was further annoyed by touts and would-be con-men. I saw a bunch of the sights (there are constant military references, monuments etc - then again, there are heaps of churches and even lots of monuments to science) but was still a bit grumpy with the seedier side of the big city; but nothing that another evening of fine ukulele playing couldn't fix!

Yannick had been won over by the first night's performances and came back for a second helping and also brought along a friend of his, the delightful Anne-Kristine. This show was much more to my tastes - some delightfully whacky uses of the ukulele, and it was great to meet some of the performers. During interval and after the show, the 3 of us went around the corner to a small bar which had a fantastic little jazz band.



Sunday: The three of us went on the long drive to the Loire Valley and Château Chambord which was a spectacular castle of manageable dimensions and stunning turrets. I think I need to have more turrets at my house. We had a great afternoon exploring the buildings and the grounds and some of the buildings in the attached township. Afterwards we visited Yannick's Aunt Annick in Orleans and some of her friends and family; one of the things I really wanted to do while travelling was to visit local people and just see what life is like, and since I had found the touristy bits of Paris not altogether pleasant, it was fantastic to visit people's homes. On this occasion, the language was a significant challenge - I could sometimes keep up with threads of conversation but it was hard work and it was always humbling to try to join in with my own dubious attempts at French.



Monday: More sightseeing in Paris, starting at the Arc de triomphe, bypassing the Fashion Museum, and then on to the Tour Eiffel. There was a queue for nearly an hour, but it kept moving and there was the entertainment of the souvenir hawkers being chased by the Gendarmes. The grey skies stayed clear enough to be able to get a decent view from the top deck; as I was waiting for the lift back down my camera slipped and the screen cracked on the flooring - it lasted a couple of weeks before the screen went completely; it still takes OK pictures but you have to guess how you're framing the shot. I was very impressed by the engineering and historic aspects of the building and spent a bit of time on the plazas on levels 2 and 1, and decended from Level 2 by the stairs.

I then went to the Jardin des Plantes (Botanic Gardens), saw some wallabies and a Wollemi Pine, walked along a timeline of Earth's history and explored a geologic map of France. It was a great respite from the crowds of tourists.

In the evening Yannick took me out for crêpes at Ti Jos Pub Breton (we put the car in an amazing under-road multilevel car park which deserves a mention). Afterwards we headed downstairs where there is a regular Monday Breton Celtic jam session - the music was infectious and totally indecipherable, the singer's voice was terrific and there was even some Celtic dancing.


Tuesday: Château de Versailles. This time the entertainment in the queue was provided by my fellow queuees who were Americans that I think were on a package tour, and who were delighting in telling each other how successful their children were. The gardens were astonishing, the statues were wonderful, the Château itself very grand, and packed with tourists. I also managed to get to the Grand Trianon and (briefly) the Petit Trianon.

We had a quiet night in - it was great to have a short break and to catch up on some emails - it was taking twice as long as normal to type with the French keyboard. Yannick was a great host - his apartment was very comfortable and he found lots of things to keep me entertained, along with steering me through French everyday life.


Wednesday: I visited the Place de la Bastille, and tried to rent a city bicycle from the bicycle parking machine, but like many places in France my credit card was rejected - it doesn't have a chip - I was starting to get a credit inferiority complex. I took up Yannick's recommendation to go to the Catacombes de Paris; it was a strange feeling to be surrounded by so much evidence of death, but the place was somehow not overly morbid. I walked past the nearby Paris Observatory but it isn't generally open to the public, so to get my science fix I headed across town to the Parc de la Villette. Incidently I managed to get the hang of the Metro somewhat but it wasn't quite as convenient as the Tube in London, and I was collecting a pocketful of dinky annoying little tickets.

I had a look through the Cite de la Musique, and while it was nice to see all the old classical instruments, unlike in the London Music Museum they were sterile and laying unplayed behind glass. Luckily there was a music teacher who was demonstrating a couple of medieval instruments to some 6- or 7-year-olds and I could listen in a bit to her explanations and playing. Like Versailles, the Parc de la Villette was too large to get my head around in one hit - for one, there are walkways and things which look like they are leading somewhere important but on further investigation, don't. I had a little bit of time to see the Cite des Sciences, worth a look and I quite enjoyed their display on le Grand Recit de l'Univers.

I headed back to home base - Yannick's apartment in Champs-sur-Marne (half an hour or so by RER from the centre of Paris), very close to the village Château. It was the evening of the local festival with a medieval theme; a period choir, an amazing troupe of acrobats and jugglers, and Les Fatals Picards - their humour escaped me (language issues) but they seemed quite popular.

Thursday: I hit the city for my last day of sightseeing and attempts to buy tickets and lunch without the shop assistants reverting to English for my benefit; although, I found I used a trick of employing two distinct accents - either I attempted to sound genuinely French, which sometimes actually worked, or, I put on a deliberate English accent in order to say 'I'm trying to speak French but please go easy on me and it's OK to talk English back' used often at tourist attractions. For everyday conversation I was so grateful (and lazy) that most people I chatted to were comfortable in English. I noticed that French sounded much more staccato than I expected. Anyway - I went through the Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris and was intrigued by Roman ruins in the Crypte, saw some demonstration tennis at the Hôtel de Ville (promoting the French Open), the Centre Pompidou, and the Musee du Louvre. Wandering amongst the great masters I heard a voice saying "Carn the Pies!" and realised one of the other tourists was wearing a Collingwood shirt - and I was wearing my Hawthorn one.

I got to drive on the Autoroute! Yannick let me drive (130km/h speed limit) part of the way to Lyon, my first experience driving on the right. We drove past Montmorency rest area (reference to the suburb I grew up in, in Melbourne) and got in around 11:30pm.

Lyon

For a city named after lions, Lyon has a lot of statues of bears.

Friday: We were staying at Yannick's parents' house, a comfortable apartment, almost a museum in fact with some cool antique furniture and prints of medieval Lyon. We visited some of their relatives who were moving to a brand new apartment building and I got to hook up the stereo system- I think there were some dodgy cables though. Yannick, his father and I went to lunch (same credit card issues) in Fouvière, then Yannick showed me some of the sights of his hometown - the amazing Roman aqueducts, ampitheatres and bath house, the old town and particularly the Traboules which are networks of alleyways, often going through buildings, used historically to transport silk products. One of the first steps was Basilica Notre Dame de Fouviere which has fantastic views over the city; we were accosted by a group of secondary students who were fascinated to discover an Australian in their midst, and took great delight in grilling me on all sorts of topics - I think I might have become briefly engaged to one of the more forward girls at one point! Yannick & I had a drink in a very atmospheric pub in Croix-Russe (mountain), explored a comic shop - another good language exercise - and saw the landmarks of the centre of town before taking the cable car back up to Fouvière.

In the evening we joined some of Yannick's friends celebrating the opening night of a bar owned by friends of theirs and went back to the friends' apartment afterwards. We had some amazing pear liqueur, the remarkable aspect being a fully grown pear inside the bottle with a typical narrow neck. They explained that the bottle is affixed to the twigs of a pear tree with the buds inside and so when the pear grows, it's inside the bottle. Very impressive!

Saturday: Anne-Kristine joined us having taken the TGV down from Paris (we had seen a few on the drive down - amazing to be hooning along at 130km/h and have a TGV zip past and be out of sight in a few seconds). Yannick and I reprised some of the previous day's sightseeing around Fouvière and Vieux Lyon; we saw the chiming of the historic clock inside Cathédrale Saint-Jean, had lunch at L'Amphitryon, and voraciously explored the Traboules.

Afterwards we drove to nearby Perouges and explored this delightful medieval city; the weather was still quite miserable but we found a cozy café for hot chocolates and pancakes; we also had fun watching the local glassblower. Back to Lyon and the shopping districts and another comic shop, then for dinner Yannick had booked us into a Spanish restaurant with the promise of some flamenco music and dancing - this didn't eventuate but the night was still memorable for the awkwardness of the seating arrangements (our table was an old bench from a farm workshop, and had deep draws under the tabletop, squashing the knees a bit; also it was long and wide - we were one of three groups of diners were sharing the same table, and it was an effort to chat way across to Yannick and Anne-Kristine sitting opposite) and the toilet being partially disassembled when I went to use it! We had a fixed menu of 9 mini seafood platters and then 9 mini 'land' platters; I can now say I've tried sea-snails (with the first one I didn't realise you were meant to remove their 'foot' which was sort of like another bit of shell; rather crunchy). What could have been a disasterous night was rescued by the maître d' who, while looking like a rather fearsome rugby player, and spending time on the phone having heated words with the restaurant owner (we think), managed to be particularly charming in a whole bunch of languages.


Sunday: - We drove to Beaune and after a picnic lunch (the sun was finally out!) we explored L'Hôtel-Dieu which was very cool, and I empathise with the sentiment behind the "Seule Etoile" emblem everywhere. One thing I hadn't seen before was a remote-controlled magnifying glass allowing a curator to highlight aspects of one of the masterpieces; however it was as hard as ever to see if you were just slightly out of line. Wine enjoyed a wine tasting at La P'tite Cave (I think my French was better than the salesgirl's English but she still convinced us to buy). I was very pleased with myself for spotting a French pun in the name of one of the shops - it was a wine shop whose address was 21, and it's name was "Vin et un".

Next time: Via Ferrata, Tour de France, WWI ANZAC sites, Cooking Course?


Monday: Yannick had an early start (thanks again!) to drop me at Noisy-Champs station, and I took the RER to Paris Orly. My flight to Oslo had a bad start, being an hour late, and a couple of the passengers kicked up a fuss when one of their seats was not there. Getting into Oslo Gardermoen Airport I discovered that my flight to Tromsø was also an hour late, but if I had to choose somewhere to kill half an afternoon, it wasn't such a bad place.

Next: Tromsø

London 1 - May 2008

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Saturday 24th: Fly from Melbourne (all the TVs in the departure lounge were showing ads, none the footy), arrive in London Heathrow. The flight to Singapore was uneventful and I was planning a nap during the 3 hour changeover, but a very noisy PA system in Changi airport was blasting bursts of static at everyone. The free internet was good though. During the next flight I was sitting next to a girl from Iceland who was heading home from Australia and between us and her neighbour we had fun discussing what movies to dial up. We taxied forever and were an hour late by the time we disembarked. At immigration everyone wanted to queue with scant regard for personal space. But then - Louisa was there to meet me! It's always so nice to be met when you arrive somewhere, and when the welcoming committee is Louisa, even more so!

I didn't recognise London at first - everyone was wearing T-shirts and I'd only ever been there in Autumn and Winter. Louisa lives in a nice housing estate in Acton (which has 6 stations, compass points etc), with her housemate Tim, a keen rower and a BBC TV producer, who was also generous with suggestions and assistance. I arrived on the evening of the Eurovision Song Contest, and after a stretch of the legs walking around the park next door (it was nice to see women in burkhas kicking footballs around with their kids) I managed to stay awake through the performances before crashing out for a big catch-up sleep.


Sunday: Louisa took me to the wonderful Musical Museum and we explored Kew and Hammersmith, had a cider at the historic Dove pub on the Thames and had dinner at the Red Lion pub in Barnes. The Hammersmith cathedral had cool shadecloth - it was covered in a 'architect schematic' design.


Monday: cousin Leonie's Wedding to Laurent, which was the main reason for my trip. It was pouring! However Anne-Kristine assures me that there is a saying in Italian, "A Wet Bride is a Happy Bride". My mobile phone adjusted the calendar entry for UK time and rescheduled the wedding for 5am! Louisa and I gave ourselves 2 hours to get there and we arrived just in time, and just slightly damp. Father Digby was a real character, and St Patrick's was very grand. We didn't get to take photos outside due to the weather - cousin Elizabeth did a great impression of Mary Poppins with her umbrella.

Then a quick dash to the reception at the Prospect of Whitby, hundreds of years old, and with it's own hangmans' noose. The speeches were fantastic, and it was a great party all round.

Tuesday: I took the Tube in to town (I'm most impressed with the Oyster Card - really easy to use and surprisingly sensible, and I'm a fan of the Tube itself - I never had to wait more than a minute or two for a train) but you don't get much of a view, so I got out and explored on foot, and thus discovered the magnificent Natural History Museum and also the Science Museum. I only had time for a quick look at each but both the buildings and exhibitions were fantastic. From Green Park I strolled through Kensington, along Hyde Park, past Buckingham Palace, and St James Park. Louisa had recommended the Hunterian Museum which has a selection of medical oddities on display, mostly in specimen jars. Most interesting - but after about half an hour I started to pick up a sense of the suffering of the victims of the disfigurements and not long after I'd had enough. (With all the museums - and the city as a whole - I was quite enjoying crowd-watching as well!) As day turned to evening I crossed to Southbank - I took a river cruise, then attended to another item on my 'must-do' list; last time in London in 1998 I departed on the weekend that the London Eye was being hoisted into position and it was tilted at 45deg, so this time I wanted to ride it. There were three girls who were uni students from Thailand and they must have taken hundreds of photos each of themselves. I have concluded that there are 2 types of holiday photographers; those brought up on digital cameras point and click, and click and click; those who learnt with film cameras spend a minute lining up a shot, then count '1, 2, 3', then pause - then click. Mainly when I am waiting to walk through the scene. As we disembarked the London Eye, everyone was being evacuated for some reason.

It was getting late, though I didn't realise it since the sun was still high in the evening sky. I headed across to a fun Swing Dancing evening at Wild Court in Holburn, and was delighted to bump into Leah from Hobart, who has just moved to London. I can't remember if I actually danced with any Londoners, I kept seeming to meet other travellers.


Wednesday: Too much Time Team has got me a bit interested in archeology and the history of places so I headed to the Museum of London, which is OK but somehow didn't quite grab me. I toured Tower Bridge (magnificent engineering!) and saw two sundials - I have made it a habit to visit the one at Tower Hill plaza each time I'm in London.

I had organised to meet my cousins at the National Portrait Gallery at 3pm, then they posponed until '4pm, we're all meeting at Aldgate East'. Alas, they *meant* 4pm at the Portrait Gallery, then going to Aldgate East afterwards. And they didn't have a phone with them. But I was able to contact another cousin to work out what had happened and with a quick dash by tube back across town to the Portrait Gallery I managed to find them and still have time for a quick squizz at the portraits.



We all headed to Brick Lane for dinner (also another of Louisa's recommendations) and Leonie showed off her haggling skills with the restaurant touts to great effect. After dinner, word arrived that a railway bridge under construction had collapsed (slightly) only a couple of blocks away. Afterwards we went back to Leonie and Laurent's place at Shadwell Basin.

Thursday: Louisa and I explored Borough Market, then Tapas for lunch, then to The Clink Prison Museum (which I thought wasn't authentic enough but otherwise quite good). We then met Leah at the Tate Modern - modern art escapes me slightly, I wonder if I would have appreciated the place more with the power generation machinery still operating. Louisa showed me Gordon's Wine Bar but we didn't stay. We had a quiet night in - I think we were both worn out! Louisa had (against my protests) given up her bedroom for me for the week and sleeping on the couch couldn't have been too comfortable.

Friday: After farewelling Louisa, I got the train to West Hamstead and then Luton. Luton has a lot of budget airlines, so all the travellers seemed to be bucks' parties and football fans. It also had rather annoying security staff. The flight to Paris was an hour late, not that they told us that until they were ready for us to board.

Next: France