Friday, February 21, 2014

Borneo - January 2014

Time to visit somewhere a bit different...
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Brunei - 12/13 January (Sunday/Monday)

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It's pretty cool that, even though the flight to Brunei is 7 hours from Melbourne, you get 3 hours of time difference, so a lunchtime flight gets you there before dinner.

Brunei International Airport is getting a major renovation requiring considerable effort in just getting out of it. We followed our noses only to end up in the transit lounge, with stairs down (only to restrooms & prayer rooms), up (only to a cafe), and the path back (to the airplane). There were no signs to the exit or anyone to ask. Finally I took the plunge and went through a door saying 'Zone B and C pass holders only' - which was indeed the correct door to take. Then, there were three queues - Brunei passports, ASEAN passports, and other. After 30 minutes in the 'other' queue, I got to the officer who informed me that I needed to purchase a visa on arrival and I needed to queue up across the other side of the hall for that. Once I got to the front of that queue (shorter, but behind a tour group), the officer told me that I needed $B5 for a transit visa and wouldn't accept my Malaysian or AUD or credit card (which I had thought that they were going to) so I had to duck over to a currency converter booth; luckily I didn't have to queue up yet again. All up it was a very frustrating first impression but I was delighted that the hotel driver, Mohammed, had waited for me; he gave me a quick city tour of the capital, Bandar Seri Begawan, or 'BSB', on the way to the hotel. The sky was a heavy grey and the gardens very lush.

After checking that the WiFi was under control, I went out for a very cheap dinner at a sparsely populated night market and ended up chatting to a French contractor, Laurent, and finding out his impressions of Brunei. Then a quick look around town; I struck up a conversation with a Angela, an English woman who was out doing the same. There were some very grand buildings - mosques, monuments, hotels; but also some grand vacant lots or derelict signs of construction. There were hardly any people around but regular booming chanting of prayers from the mosques' impressively powerful PA systems. We walked around the Sultan Omar Ali Saifuddin Mosque, then around to the river - including walking out a boardwalk and past some of the buildings of the water village - here, houses, schools, and whole communities are constructed on piers over the river - it reminded me a bit of the lake village in the second Hobbit movie (which it predates by more than a millenium). The river was buzzing with a whole lot of long, narrow speedboats, some of which swarmed up to offer us a lift, as well as a few small ships. It was quite a struggle to orient myself & work out which way was downstream. We finished with a coffee at the main wharf where I nearly left behind my Wadaiko Rindo jacket.

The next morning I checked out the Kianggeh Market, which was a bit scruffy (like most of the scrawny cats there) but pretty interesting to walk around. I took a free city tour provided by the hotel - only 45 minutes (including a petrol stop - I think it was about 30c/litre) and no stops, or commentary, either for me or the 10 or so Chinese businessmen on board; but it was a good look-around, particularly of Jame Asr Hassanil Bolkiah mosque. Back at the hotel I struck up a conversation with a sleepy Chinese girl and we had a coffee, but she seemed a little bit overly - interested, I guess, and with suspicion I made a quick exit for some quick sightseeing at the Royal Regalia building - which had some pretty interesting history of Brunei, some fantastic artworks - and it was out of the rain.

With the weather clearing I decided to try to walk to the mosque that we saw on the bus tour, using a tourist map as a guide - unfortunately it was a bit out-of-proportion and it was tricky to judge the distances, landmarks and directions, and nearing the hospital I reckoned that time was starting to run a little low... and the rain was starting. A local gave me directions in halting English which I dutifully followed despite being pretty sure he was wrong (though checking Google Maps now, looks like he was spot-on, but if I had have followed my nose I still would have been OK - it would've been a bit longer but I would've found the mosque).

I grabbed a quick lunch on the way back, at the market food court, in between downpours, but had to leave half of it because they'd taken a while to cook it and I had a plane to catch. I grabbed my bags at the hotel and availed myself of the courtesy minibus back to the airport. There were a couple of traffic jams and I thought the driver was cheering us up with a jaunty whistle - it turned out to be his mobile notifications; this little tune was everywhere during my next couple of weeks.

And then- another test of patience. I put my suitcase through the screening machine, only to find that the Royal Brunei check in desks, labelled 'Web check-in' and 'Business', neither of which applied to me, nor had any staff. I could see another Royal Brunei desk across in another section of counters so I walked out of my section, but that was for first class(?) so I went back and scanned my luggage a second time, taking the security guards' suggestion to wait a few minutes. Then the check-in staff arrived, and with a wave to the security guards I headed back to the dreaded departure lounge. The coffee lounge (WiFi broken) were charging 50c more for a coffee than what I had in $B but they let me make up the difference with an Australian 50c coin. And then - I was off on my 20-minute hop (cruising altitude only 4000m) to Kota Kinabalu.

So, Brunei certainly kept me entertained for the best part of a day but it wasn't overly exhilarating and perhaps it'd be a good idea to visit it after the airport is back up and running.

Kota Kinabalu, pre-tour, 13/14 January

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I landed, got a couple of stamps and was through the gleaming KK airport - wow, that was easy! A brilliant first impression. Then, feigning ignorance, I went to the Shangri-La hotel desk - knowing full well that my hotel shared its name but was a different company - to enquire about a transfer, and they helpfully escorted me to the taxi voucher desk and then to a taxi.

After dinner at a local cafe/restaurant (with one of my future tour-mates, Jane, sitting across at the next table, though we didn't actually meet until the following night), I headed downtown, and wound up in an amazing network of night markets, with crowds of people enjoying dinner as well as buying produce (just mind your head amongst the overhanding power cords!); it was very fresh & vibrant. I also cut through a large shopping mall which was very busy, for around 9pm on a Monday night. Half of one floor appeared to consist solely of smartphone retailers which was slightly bizarre, as they all basically had the same handful of products, and they all seemed to be doing good business. Incidentally, my back-of-the-envelope calculations showed that prices for gadgets were around the same as what I pay at home; I understand that average wages are a lot lower in Sabah so consumers are paying a higher proportion of their income for technology.

The next morning I walked around town some more, to the Tourism office, then up to the Signal Hill lookout. It was warm & a little humid so the climb was a nice little workout. A bunch of tourist brochures had recommended the Monsopiad Cultural Village, supposedly a short taxi ride away - turned out to be a bit more of a hike and I was disappointed to see that I was the day's first visitor. Nevertheless, the staff/cast jumped into action and performed their traditional music & dances for me, and when it came to the audience participation bits, there wasn't anywhere to hide...! We also had a torrential downpour to contend with. The guys there did a great job but altogether, as an attraction, it didn't quite do it for me, especially as it required a dedicated taxi driver for the morning (which worked out to be around $60 - it was apparently a Muslim holiday that day, not sure if this affected the price), though there appear to be tour or bus options as well, and it was good to see a bit more of KK and chat to Mohammed (a different one), the driver.

Mohammed dropped me back at the Sabah Museum, which was fairly grand, and another good opportunity to learn a lot more about Borneo, Malaysia and Sabah; Emma from the tour, who I was also yet to meet, was there too. The Science wing was closed (not that there were any signs, just an assistant saying 'blackout, blackout!') and there were also gardens with signs up saying 'closed', but only once you'd walked some distance to them. So, with some frustrations, the museum was still worth visiting. WiFi makes up for a few other deficiencies. I used the map to determine that there was a footpath straight back down to the main road, rather than having to backtrack a fair way to use the main entrance/exit... but when I followed the path it lead to a canal, with a bridge that was heavily barred. And spiked. And another downpour hit. I backtracked a little and found a road that was roughly parallel, but it lead to a fortress-like gate. Both of these exits seemed to have previously been in use as they had derelict ticket offices(?) adjacent. The roadway's gate invited some creative approaches but in the end I decided that attempts to scale it would be fraught, so I skirted further around the museum - where a huge downpour had me marooned under the eaves for nearly an hour. Finally, and still determined to find a better exit, I headed up past the Islamic Museum and was delighted to find the way out. Time to head back & clean up to meet my tourmates!

Intrepid Tour "Sabah Adventure", 14-25 January

Night 1, Day 2, Night 2

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I met our guide, Manuel, as well as Jane (Sydney), Emma (Perth) and my roomate George (UK) for our introductory briefing. We had two further couples to join us who would be arriving overnight. Manuel gave us a bit of a run-down, an Intrepid shoulder bag and we completed some paperwork. He also gave us a shortlist of items we should bring, such as snacks, sanitiser, and toilet paper; I had also decided that shoes were impractical with all the rain about, & I'd buy some sandals. After a soggy dash back to Centre Point mall we got our supplies, then went out to have our first meal together at a local restaurant and were introduced to the delicacy of 'floss' - a yummy fibrous garnish/topping.

Next morning we met Jacobien & Mauritz from the Netherlands, and Sara and Dean from the UK and jumped into our 2 minibuses (quite comfy, we probably would've fit in one but it would've been a minor squeeze for the journey ahead). We stopped at the Signal Hill lookout again, then stopped for some durian, and encountered some significant flooding which choked up the traffic a little bit, but we were able to get through. I expect that the locals are somewhat used to regular floods and were prepared to a degree, but it's still quite a hassle when water starts flowing through the house.

Our first destination was a 'homestay', quite a common sight in Sabah - it's sort of a small scale B&B where you can participate in the local domestic activities. The rooms were a little spartan but the accommodation was in the process of being extended - so lots of bare wires everywhere and the newly laid kitchen floor was treacherously slippery. We were invited to help prepare our lunch which was apparently a traditional chicken curry; we also prepared rice from the seeds. George nearly lost one of his shoes courtesy of a household dog but it was eventually retrieved. Those of us that had been in Sabah for a short while had plenty of energy and were keen to go out exploring, while those that had arrived overnight... not so much. In the end a few of us walked the few hundred metres to look at the river - it looked like there was a derelict picnic area. Also there were a few of the farm cats and dogs that had been caged up and didn't seem at all happy about it.

In the evening we had a performance from the traditional dancers & musicians - teenage relatives of Mr Robert, the proprietor, who did a great job. The main dancer also had a gorgeous singing voice and after the performance there was a 'meet & greet' where they got to practice their English with us and a few of them showed some proficiency with my uke.

Next morning Mr Robert's son Bob lead us up the hill to show us rubber being tapped. All up it was a pretty quiet but interesting enough start to the tour, and good to start to get to know some of the others in our group.

Day 3, Night 3

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The skies were still heavy with the threat of rain, even as we started to gain some altitude. It was still a little uncertain about the prospects for our mountain climb. We stopped for supplies (at least 3 litres of water recommended, plus chocolate and salty snacks) in an expansive market village, where there were lots of souvenir (unplayable) ukes and possibly playable toy drums.

Manuel suggested that we take a small detour to the Kundasang War Memorial and it was good to learn a little about the experiences of Australian and other solidiers who were Japanese Prisoners of War in World War 2. We then lunched at a nearby restaurant and Jane & I tried the green syrupy iced desserts - yum!

We proceeded into Kinabalu Park and unloaded into Grace Hostel; very comfy but spartan in a couple of respects - the hot water was intermittent and things were generally a little bit mouldy, a result of its location up in the misty atmosphere; anything left out would eventually become rather damp. Some of us went for a walk in the Botanical Garden which were well worth a look, before enjoying a buffet dinner and a fairly early night before the exertions of the coming couple of days.

Days 4 -5

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We packed our big bags away and got our overnight backpacks finalised - a good breakfast & a drive to the starting gate to check in, and then we were away. The trail briefly went through a flat forest section before starting the incessant climbing, where we all spread out according to our comfort levels. The path was well maintained with wooden steps aiding some trickier sections, or boulders cut or arranged to make steps. There was a little bit of clambering up as well. Every 500m or so, there was a rest shelter and I made good use of all of these for a breather (as well as playing with the squirrels), even when I felt OK to continue. In fact, despite the hard slog, I had a real sense of excitement and even elation - not sure if this was a mind-altering effect of altitude! Regardless, I was having a fantastic time up until we got to around the 3000m altitude mark, when I remember feeling that the exertions were catching up to me a little, and the sun was feeling quite hot... perhaps we were above most of the clouds and the path had less shady foliage. At the 2nd last rest stop I was a little bit worn out but still good to go; I wanted to wear my hat for shade but felt that I'd get even hotter wearing it. Then when I arrived at the last rest stop before Laban Rata, someone mentioned how the next section would be twice as steep as the last, and I suddenly felt quite exhausted. I had an extended break and plenty of the others overtook me before finally I bit the bullet and headed on, though very slowly with very frequent breaks.

All the while of course, the porters were carrying all sorts of provisions past, including bags of fruit, sacks of rice, even gas cylinders, attached to a backpack with a forehead strap. It looked like they were working hard but were still amazingly light on their feet. Halfway up I picked up a piece of litter to find it was a note reading "Marius G..." with a phone number and possibly the name of a town. Mysterious...

The last section was a struggle as everything just seemed difficult, I made it to a small lodge and felt very disappointed to realise that I needed to continue on further to the one we were staying at, even though it was probably only another 150m. With much relief I joined my tourmates (George & Dean were still climbing) on the balcony to enjoy the brilliant views but I could feel I was zonked, while the others were happily relaxing. I took my bag upstairs & felt I needed to sit still for a bit... then lie down... then throw up. My mind lost all alertness and when people spoke to me, I was aware of it, but could barely grunt in return. I tried a Panadol and threw it straight back up. All symptoms of altitude sickness - specifically, migraine & nausea; I think I overheated in the last section, and next time(?) I would monitor myself for this a lot better; also the snacks I'd taken were at the junk-food end of the spectrum and maybe I'd take more specific sports drinks etc.

In a way I was relieved that my knees, which I'd jarred a couple of months earlier and which still weren't quite as springy as I'd like, had made it through fine, and even with a very sore head I wasn't feeling dizzy or disoriented. I also had some terrific words of support from my tourmates and the guides.

After an hour or two I felt quite somewhat alert again but still very green and I couldn't face dinner. While trying to sleep I had had a massive cramp in both legs too, but I managed some good rest and joined the others for their 2am breakfast before they headed up to the summit for dawn. By this stage I was wondering whether I'd recovered enough to attempt the climb, but not having had any food was a big concern; I knew that I'd still need lots of energy which was impossible if I couldn't hold anything down, so I resigned myself to seeing the others off under a big full moon (ideal conditions for the 5 of them that were able to continue) and went back to bed.

I stirred just before dawn, and with thoughts of solidarity with the climbers, I got up to see how things looked from the balcony - it was an amazing & rather stunning sight to be so high above everything (except the moon and the summit) as the sun began to reach across the horizon. I rushed back upstairs to grab my shoes for a quick excursion outside (and to let Dean & George know that they really should peek through the curtains) and made it across the icy path to a lookout where the astonishing spectacle of the dawn made all the discomfort worthwhile.

I woke from another nap when the successful summiteers (amazing job, guys!) arrived back down for a second breakfast. Jane for one reported that the final climb had been "brutal" and that I'd made the right decision to give it a miss this time; it sounded like only about half of all those attempting the climb made it up but it was great to see that just about everyone that I had met the day before, had been successful. I tried a sip of tea but still couldn't keep it down, but I felt fine to walk down.

A few of us had hired walking sticks and these were very handy on the descent, just taking the edge off the constant impacts on the knees. About a third of the way down I threw up for the tenth (& final!) time; this seemed to make the guides a little concerned and one of them kept a close eye on me for the rest of the descent, although I progressively felt more comfortable.

At the buffet, the rest of the gang tucked into a late lunch - I managed some tea and a gulp of softdrink, and during the drive to our hostel the others reported that I was looking a lot better. That night, although I still didn't feel hungry, I tucked into a small plate of chips - my first food since lunch the day before.

En route to the Poring Hot Springs we passed through a police checkpoint, luckily we weren't heading the other way (as our drivers would shortly need to do) as the queue banked up for many kilometres in that direction. We had enough time for a quick dip in the hot baths - sort of like a spa but without bubbles, a strong sulphur smell to the water, and baths that could sort-of fit 3 people.

Day 6, Night 6

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Rest day! We all had stiff joints & muscles - I started with a 500m stroll up the road and then back - so easy, when the previous two days, the same distance was an intimidating challenge. A few of us followed the forest path to a treetop walk which gave great views over the verdant hillside, and then to a waterfall where tiny fish had a nibble on our toes. We settled in for a day at the baths, annoyingly you have to fill the baths using taps that had fairly low pressure and it took half an hour just to get the water up to your waist, and a couple of hours for it to fill. There was an interesting contrast in the swimwear - westerners tended towards skimpier outfits (much more practical when travelling - getting soggy fabric to dry was challenging and left a sulphur smell) whereas locals were fully clothed - Tshirts, pants, burkinis. It rained heavily in the afternoon, so I could use my 'it's pouring in Poring' pun.

Late in the day we met some Kiwis who had attempted to climb Mt Kinabalu but had had to turn back just above Laban Rata as the rain had set in making the path impassible.

After dinner, the proprietor, Sweetie, encouraged Manuel and myself into a bit of a jam session - I really should work up an international singalong repertoire - and shouted us some drinks while requesting a bunch of her favourite songs and telling us to support all her family's businesses (bottled water, coffee), as the others in the group drifted off.

Day 7, Night 7

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An early start - it was very quiet on the bus during the long rainy drive, as my tourmates had an extra nap. We started to see a lot of the palm oil plantations - a big local industry with lots of moves in place to ensure that native habitats are maintained. I think that it was during this drive that we past the only two cyclists I saw on the entire trip, a couple with big panniers for touring - sure the weather wasn't well suited for cycling but I really would've expected to see a lot around the towns (though the KK Shangri-La had bikes for hire). The last, very short section of our travel was a river crossing in an open speedboat, made more interesting by torrential rain. The guides tucked our bags under a tarp, and doing our best to stay dry in coats and ponchos, we made it across to our very comfortable jungle lodge.

In the late afternoon the rain stopped for a while & we headed out for a river cruise - and spotted a small herd of Borneo Pygmy Elephants - very cool! The elephants seemed to enjoy the visit, almost posing for pictures. The rain returned shortly after and cut short our cruise. It was warm enough that getting a bit wet wasn't a problem so my flimsy poncho worked really well.

We went on a night walk and tried to spot some wildlife by torchlight but most creatures seemed to be sensibly taking refuge from the weather, the best we could manage was a civet.

Day 8, Night 8

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We took a dawn cruise and spotted a lot more wildlife - proboscis monkeys, orang utans, snakes, and all sorts of birds - mostly from quite a distance, but very cool regardless. I also spotted a Borneo Pygmy Squirrel near the lodge.

Next stop - the Gomantong Caves, from which swiftlet nests are harvested for birds nest soup - whoever came up with the marketing campaign must be commended as it sounds anything but appealing, plus the effort required to get the nests is considerable. The cave is sort of a big underground hall in a hill that pops up out of nowhere, full of weird bugs, bats and an acrid atmosphere - fascinating for the likes of any Attenboroughs out there but not really that pleasant to be inside for any length of time. It was also a first introduction to having to buy a 'camera ticket', not too expensive but a tad annoying.

Next up - a longish drive to Sandakan. We got there late afternoon as many of the tourism places were closing (I peeked inside the war museum but there were people playing table tennis inside) but I had a quick walk around town before a harbourside dinner with the group. Being back in a hotel was nice despite the slight smell of mould, and the keycards and internet both being a bit frustrating.

Day 9, Night 9

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Lots of rain to start the day! Emma and I tried to find a "Fat Cat"(?) bakery for breakfast but they were all opening later in the day or didn't have dine-in - we ended up joining Sara and Dean for some Maccas, requiring some mad dashing between buildings while the rain pelted down. We were meant to walk to the jetty but thankfully Manuel organised some taxis.

The ride out to the turtle islands (specifically Selingaan Island) wasn't too bumpy but did result in a broken steering rod on the outboards (fixed with string) and with a lifebuoy nearly landing on Jacobien's head. It was fun to sing some Turtles songs (Happy Together & Elenore) in my head. It was a stereotypical tropical island with comfy accommodation, nice beaches for snorkelling (though the water was murky) and a small military base. The rain had eased to occasional drizzle & I circumnavigated the island in a leisurely half-an-hour or so, and found some treasure! Amongst the shells, gravel and driftwood on the beach, an old coin glinted at me, it was a little corroded but we eventually worked out it was a 1950 Malaya 20 cent piece. It was nice to chat with a few of the other tourists there and see some of the monitor lizards - a couple of metres long - sunbathing.

After dinner we watched a video and saw a small exhibition about the turtles, and then settled in with some parlour games to wait for a turtle to come ashore to lay her eggs. The turtles didn't make us wait for too long - there was a sighting a little after 10pm and we all rushed out to see her last few eggs drop; and then we crossed to the other beach to see some hatchlings madly dash towards the Sulu Sea.

Day 10, Night 10

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We got the early boat back to the mainland and met up with George, whose insurance hadn't covered a visit to the Turtle Islands (and got his own program instead) because of a slightly increased risk of conflicts or abductions - in fact later that day I got an SMS from the Department of Foreign Affairs advising of the risk of attacks by armed insurgents! We had a short bus ride to Sepilok and arrived at the Orang Utan Sanctuary in time for the morning feeding, which was hogged by the macaques. We had drenching rain during the morning, which meant that my new sandals were starting to cut into my toes - ouch.

All of us took up the option to visit the newly opened Sun Bear Conservation Centre, which was great - the sun bears were a little bit shy but we could see them OK through a telescope; and the staff were terrific - very enthusiastic and engaging.

After lunch we caught the afternoon feeding back at the Orang Utan sanctuary, and this time a bunch of orang utans braved the rain and gave us a few good photo opportunities. Their agility over the ropes and through the trees made my wonky shoulders wince and their humanoid antics is just a little bit unnerving, I find! I did feel sorry for all the animals that aren't cute enough to get their own conservation centres...

The rain had eased and we walked the kilometre or so back to our nearby BnB which was very fresh and comfortable. It had already been a long day and perfect to settle in for some songwriting (being in such a tropical location, I was working out a bit of a Belafonte feel). A few of us joined Manuel on a short walk to the Rainforest Discovery Centre to try to see some gliding squirrels, just before dusk, and this was a fantastic experience - the misty atmosphere through the cool but steamy forest valley lead to some amazing Hollywood effects; it was very calm & peaceful even with some of the nocturnal creatures starting to stir. The RDC was a fantastic facility in that the walkways blended superbly into the forest; I felt very safe and comfortable but immersed into the jungle. We spotted a few gliding squirrels as it got dark.

Meantime a drama was developing - one of our group had misplaced their passport, so the logistics of how they could get back home (police reports, appointments with consulates, getting to embassies, changing flights, obtaining medicines that were about to run out) were being sketched out. This put a dampener on the whole group - we were all keen to help but not much could be done. On top of that it had been a very long day so it was a pretty quiet evening! Our group was generally quite early to bed anyway - I had sort of expected that a group like ours would tend to sit up late chatting (a month earlier I'd gone away with some friends, and I was the one that first disappear around midnight, the rest would chat through to dawn) but we had lots of good quality time during the day, and I had the company of some friendly bugs for my late evening cuppa and a bonus bit of songwriting.

Day 11, Night 11

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Great news - our tourmate's passport had turned up on Turtle Island! The person concerned still needed to retrieve it, including hiring a boat at some expense; but they were able to join us later that day in Sandakan. The rest of us had a little spare time before checking out of Sepilok, so Emma and I went out into the drizzle to explore some more of the Rainforest Discovery Centre. It wasn't as much fun in the rain but it was still a fabulous place and the Plant Discovery Garden was great.

Our last activity for the tour was a stop at the Sandakan War Memorial Park which had a few mementos and a lot of information about the horrors of World War II. The park was on the site of a former POW camp, and the prisoners had been charged with building and maintaining a nearby airfield - which I can only assume is now Sandakan Airport - our next stop. We were taking the 30 minute flight (cruising at 7000m) back to KK to avoid a 7 hour bus ride, but with an early arrival for discounted check-in and all the normal fussing about after landing, it felt like it didn't make a huge difference but then again, we'd probably all had enough of busses. Sandakan airport was a fairly miserable place, long overdue for renovation; and when we landed we found that the old terminal of KK was a little rough and ready as well, unlike the glistening terminal from when I first arrived.

Our hotel was 20 minutes or so along the coast, with a slightly muddy beach (& quite a bit of rubbish at first, but this was cleaned up the next day). It was our last night together as a tour group and we had a terrific farewell dinner - and I was surprised to get a birthday cake (a couple of days early but much appreciated)! It'd been a great group; everyone had got into the spirit of things and it'd been terrific to have some fascinating conversations during the tour. Thanks everyone!

Day 12, post tour

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Our group parted ways. I had decided to spend an extra couple of days after the tour and it was great to have some company as Emma was doing the same thing. Us 3 Aussies shared a taxi into town where we farewelled Jane; then Emma & I walked through town and down to the ferry terminal where we booked tickets for a day trip to Sapi and Manukan islands, a few km across the South China Sea from KK. These islands were fantastic - great beaches and activities, and very popular with (I'm pretty sure they were) Chinese families. The ferry system was very chaotic with a number of different companies and various people of undetermined ethnicities running around with clipboards and mobile phones who seemed to know everything that was going on and were able to direct us in a selection of languages.

Sapi Island seems to be set up just for day trippers, and we only had time for a quick swim in the warm water before one of the guides found us on the beach to tell us our parasailing boat was ready. It was great fun, and quite relaxing - a very mild adrenaline rush perhaps. We transferred straight from the parasailing boat onto our transfer to the larger Manukan island, which has a small resort on it. Emma & I enjoyed swimming and a very elegant late lunch with delightful staff - if you want to enjoy a beach holiday in KK, this might be the place to head.

Back in town we had thought about walking back to find a bus to our hotel but it was too hot so a taxi was a better option. We arrived in time to watch the Australian Open Womens Final before enjoying dinner. It sounded like there was quite a party happening at the neighboring hotel but I think it didn't take too long to get to sleep.

Sunday 26 January

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There are a couple of rafting trips near KK - the Padas River (which Jane had done before the tour) - fairly serious and a couple of hours away, or the Kiulu River - a little tamer, and closer. Emma & I were keen to have a little bit of fun without it being too much hard work, so Kiulu fit the bill. We shared our minibus and raft with a young Chinese family, who had a little bit of English - the kids thought it hilarious when I asked our guide "-are there fish in this river? how about crocodiles?" and proceeded to sing the "London Bridge" nursery rhyme but changing every line to be about crocodiles. The rapids were pretty small but enough to get a taste of the excitement and to get stuck on rocks a couple of times, and there was a nice lunch at the end.

It was great to get a few messages from home. Emma & I had thought about celebrating Australia Day - a bit of a challenge being a fair way out of town (Emma thought there was an Australian bar somewhere but no-one seemed to know about it). From our hotel I walked up to the local market and stores but couldn't find a bottle shop - still fun to explore the area by myself and chat with the locals. For the rest of the afternoon I settled in to watch the great final of the Australian Open tennis which was quite a nice way to celebrate Australia Day. It had been quite hot all day and when a strong breeze blew up later in the evening I found it quite relaxing to sit out on the beach & strum a few of my favourite Brass Traps songs - then the wind stopped fairly suddenly and for the first time on the trip I was discovered by the mozzies. Up until then, I had plenty of tourmates to act as decoys.

Monday - last day!

From Borneo 2014
Each morning I'd gone for a walk along the beach, and the tide had been lower each time; today I decided to make the final push to the island that was about 1km offshore from the hotel. Most of the way was dry sand with just a short knee-deep section at the end. Once I was there, of course I decided to climb it, which involved seeing whether there was a path through the patches of dense underbrush and scrambling up the steep & sometimes muddy slopes. Then - disaster! I checked my pocket and my phone was missing! I'd had it a few moments earlier, before a couple of slippery lunges to get around an obstacle. I ran through all the scenarios (getting another phone to call it - was it set to silent? how long before my flight?) while desperately searching the hillside, under the leaf litter and downhill. After around 20 minutes, it was an incredible relief to find it slightly camouflaged amongst the foliage.

As much as that should've been a warning, it looked like the scrub was thinning out so I continued up, past a big crater (I suspect from a large tree that had toppled) only to see that the summit was a large rock with quite sheer sides, certainly it was beyond my capacity to climb. It was adding to my complex of not quite making it to the top of things... on the way back I chatted to a part-year-resident who said that the island has spiritual significance for the locals; again I hope I didn't break any taboos!

After breakfast I borrowed one of the hotel's canoes for another short adventure and had a delightful morning circumnavigating the two closest islands, including the one I'd tried to climb. I went ashore at the other, smaller, island, and managed to climb it! OK, it was only about a quarter as high as the earlier one, but I'll claim it as a success. It was a lot of fun canoeing around for a couple of hours, even with a bit of wind and a few good waves that I could almost canoe-surf.

After lunch & farewelling Emma, it was off to the airport - it had been a great trip but I was ready for home. For once I think my bags were lighter on the return; I had gone with the theory of taking some items of my less pristine luggage so as items got waterlogged or mouldy I could just throw them out, and this worked really well. Terminal 1 was again a model of efficiency, Brunei airport was again a slight test of patience, but the pre-dawn flying back into Melbourne was absolutely stunning.

Wrap-up

From Borneo 2014
Thanks to Beth from My Adventure Store, our leader Manuel, all the tourmates, everyone who gave travel tips and Robyn for the loan of the charger!

Ideas for next time (maybe I'll do the other Intrepid tour from Kuching?):

  • Train ride
  • Padas river rafting
  • Climb Mt Kinabalu!
  • Maybe visit Gaya Island
  • See a Rafflesia
  • Go to the Rainforest Music Festival - thanks Manuel for the tip

Terimah Kasih!

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Atlanta - June 2012

Georgia 2012

Sunday 3 July 2012 - It was fantastic to see Natasha again; we went back to her gorgeous house in Smyrna where we met her dogs & cats, picked up her husband Andrew and set off into town. They hadn't been living in Atlanta too long so they had a list of tourist destinations they wanted to check out as well. We started with lunch at The Varsity - apparently it's an institution and it was absolutely packed and doing a roaring trade, despite being rudimentary and quite greasy. I learnt that if a vehicle is 'booted' it's had wheel clamps applied. We then crossed to the World of Coca Cola where I bought a City Pass that included entry to a bunch of attractions; it turned out to be quite a good deal. It was pretty cool how Coke get you to pay to be subjected to a couple of hours of immersive marketing - then again I guess it is an iconic product in modern society. The 4D movie was pretty good, the flavours of the world were curious, and the vault containing the recipe was a bit strange.

On the way back we stopped off for supplies for Natasha's menagerie, and then settled in to watch Ice Road Truckers - Andrew's brother was the night's episode's producer.


From Georgia 2012


Monday - I was feeling a bit sniffly so had a little bit of a rest day to start with, catching up on sleep, washing and emails. Andrew had a couple of errands to I came along as well. In the afternoon Natasha took me driving around some of the fancier neighbourhoods - suburban Atlanta is very green, all the streets seem to lead into forests with only occasional glimpses of surrounding habitation, you mostly feel like you're in a country lane. We searched for a bus route nearby but no luck - our game of Spot the Bus Stop was mostly uneventful; and by the looks of things, some of the routes we did manage to find only operate at peak hours. On the way back we stopped by a mall and with Natasha's help I finally got some new sneakers.

After dinner, during which our server had the most extreme southern accent that I've ever heard (particularly for a young white girl), we went to see Snow White and the Huntsman which was pretty good, though on the way home we all panned it for being a bit derivative.


From Georgia 2012


Tuesday - I had mostly recovered, and after some gardening Natasha & I headed out into the afternoon to start using my City Pass vouchers. We went to Fernbank Museum including the Scoop on Poop (ewwww) and IMax: To The Arctic. It was the day of the last Transit of Venus for the next century-and-a-bit, so after stopping for a coffee, and despite cloudy skies, we went to the Fernbank Science Center where some telescopes were set up, just in case. I was amazed to see the Apollo 6 command module which, unmanned, went to space and returned successfully. With half an hour or so to go before the start of the transit, we had a look at a special (albeit buggy) presentation in the planetarium, and then with the skies clearing just in time, we headed out to join the queue for the telescopes, which were set up under a big dome - alas there was no correspondingly big telescope for us to look through, but the small scopes were fine.

The queue moved slowly for an hour or so and we started making friends with our neighbours. Our patience was rewarded by a brief but spectacular view of the silhouette of Venus; and I managed to take a photo of the terrific view by holding my phone up to the eyepiece. I was surprised and delighted that this worked!

We had dinner back at Natasha and Andrew's place in Mableton and were joined by Joelle from next door - great fun.


From Georgia 2012


Wednesday - Natasha dropped me off at Hamilton E Homes station, and I bought a Breeze Card for travel on the MARTA. The train carriages are pretty much the same design as the ones in Melbourne - except that for the most part I was the only white guy. For such a major city that was originally established as a railhead, the suburban network was quite modest but it only took about 10 minutes to get to the centre of town. After the previous city tours on the trip I thought I'd try something different, after lunch I tried a City Segway Tour. It was the first time I'd tried one; the instructor, a budding thespian, took our group of about 8 through the basics and we were all up & going in no time. They were great fun to ride - it's a bit hard to know what you're actually doing, you just do it - eventually a bit tiring on the feet though. One of the other young guys took a spill when he tried a couple of hoon moves; a couple of times I inadvertently did a sort of pirouette & was sure I was about to end up on the sidewalk but each time the Segway managed to catch me. It was worth it for the great response from everyone we were passing. The actual tour aspect was not quite as interesting as other places - Atlanta is great for business and conventions but it doesn't have as much for tourists. It doesn't even have much in the way of a city shopping district, all the big retail and department stores are in Buckhead or in the suburbs.

After the tour I watched a bit of a Soul band playing a free show in Centennial Park; I felt a little bit conspicuous but it looked like a pretty cool event. I then had a look around the Georgia Dome precinct - there were lots of seniors around getting ready for the evening's Neil Diamond concert at Philips Arena, and then back to H E Holmes where Natasha kindly collected me. We had some dinner where we met up with Andrew who took his tea break while working late.


From Georgia 2012


Thursday - This time Andrew shared the chauffeur duties with the MARTA. I hadn't thoroughly researched how to get to Turner Field but Georgia State station looked sort of close but I ended up with quite a hike - at one point I followed a path and ended up in the middle of a freeway. Eventually I passed the Olympic Torch Tower and reached the stadium to take the Turner Field tour with 3 others who were mad baseball fans - I dropped in a few questions about the Olympics but it was a very baseball-centric tour. I'd had enough exercise so I caught the bus back to town.

Next up I did the CNN tour which was much more popular. We saw a mock-up of a control booth, the main TV studio and had a gallery view over the rows of journalists. It was all pretty interesting. Through Centennial Park again where there were lots of kids playing in the fountain (not a bad idea considering the warm weather!) and then I used my city pass for Georgia Aquarium despite having already been to a couple of aquaria in the last year. It was big production, a little bit corporate but generally pretty well done. I was a bit miffed that their list of penguin species didn't include my Eudyptula Minor buddies.

Back in the park I used the World Of Coca Cola's free WiFi to catch up on messages and again was befriended by a local guy which was great... until, as usually happened, they put the hard word on to spare some change - always pretty annoying. Anyway I headed into the downtown area to find somewhere for dinner but it was quite a challenge - once business closes for the day, everyone pretty much goes home & it's a bit of a ghost town. I wandered up to Underground Atlanta and had a look around, there wasn't a lot happening but the people were friendly without then hassling me.


From Georgia 2012

Friday - Natasha & I did some more gardening - again I struggled a little bit with my injuries but hopefully I helped. We then went for a drive with the dogs & saw a local covered bridge, and went for a bushwalk along the Chattahoochee River.

We drove in to Turner Field for the evening's Braves game against the Blue Jays. It was a big night as the Braves were retiring John Smoltz's number 29... however we were stuck in gridlock and not sure where our carpark that we had booked was. The signage and traffic control were abysmal, no-one knew where anything was and didn't really care, and the cars were directed in a vague loop around the stadium at snail's pace. When we did find our carpark it looked pretty dodgy but all worked out and we arrived during the 2nd inning. It would've been a very long game even if it hadn't extended to an extra inning. The Blue Jays conceded most of their runs through elementary errors; eventually the Braves took the points. Perhaps it was the crowd's "chopping" that intimidated the Blue Jays! The Friday Night Fireworks capped off a great evening.


From Georgia 2012


Saturday - Andrew and I went to check out the Cyclorama which was great - a fabulous historical document, presented in a terrific rotating auditorium, and our guide was brilliant. I got another souvenir of my trip - we had arrived just as a documentary had started in the theatre and I gashed my shin trying to negotiate my way in. Afterwards we had a look around the museum; amazing that so much blood had been spilt all around the area. We drove past a Greek party (a student thing, no souvlakis in sight) on the way out to the Atlanta History Center; we only had about an hour but it looked fantastic - lots of info about the Civil War, and also the Atlanta Olympics. We then called in at the Lenox Square in Buckhead (great name); I bought a great new pair of dress shoes to replace the ones that had disintegrated in San Francisco and we checked out a Microsoft store, along the lines of an Apple store - pretty cool.

After picking up Natasha we headed back into town to have a farewell drink at the Sundial revolving restaurant/bar, after negotiating the Escheresque carpark.


From Georgia 2012


Sunday - it was a drizzly day - good for packing up & heading home. Natasha & Andrew dropped me off at the airport and I was able to check my bag all the way through (apparently it's called "Interline" when it goes through more than one airline), although I was pretty sure it'd get delayed (I was right). My flight to San Francisco seemed to traverse the majority of the contiguous states. Then - yikes! - my flight to LAX was running a couple of hours late and I'd miss my connection through to Sydney. There were a few other flights that might have got me there in time but each was apparently full and had waiting lists. I joined the queue at the helpdesk, and became increasingly frustrated with the glacial speed of the staff. Our queue of a dozen or so people was quite stalled, and the attendants showed a complete aversion to anything resembling progress. My neighbour in the queue, Charlotte, was also trying to get to Sydney, and after checking the departures board I hatched a plan - there was a direct flight from SFO to SYD bypassing LAX completely, and if I could get on it I'd still be on schedule to get my correct flight to MEL. With the queue still stuck, I spied a customer service phone across the terminal and tried to call the airline to see if they could arrange something but I got lost in the prompts and gave up. Charlotte thought she'd give it a go, and before I knew it she was calling out to me across the terminal that she'd succeeded! We just had to get to the customer service desk and have our boarding passes reissued. Easy? Not quite - they had to get all the details to reroute the bags as well. But around midnight we headed out over the Pacific, landing in Australia just after sunrise - around 15 hours later. We were rushed across the terminal to the plane for the last leg home, only for a couple of more delays but then I was back at Tulla. Thanks Dad for picking me up!

Impressions:
  • Atlanta seemed to be wall-to-wall fast food at times, which can certainly be convenient for tourists; probably not the healthiest though! All through the trip the locals were always very proud of their local chains.
  • I can't quite figure out the insistence on having 'East'/'West'/'North'/'South' streets, block numbering & I think neither could Natasha & Andrew's GPSes - when they told it "Atlanta, Georgia" it would ask them which Atlanta they meant.
  • Everyone is wearing Hollister
  • Wherever you go, people think their traffic & public transport is the worst!
  • My new HTC Desire mobile phone was a trooper - WiFi is common and I was never far away from being in touch via email and Facebook. It took photos that were just as good or better than my still camera and never needed batteries being replaced as a still camera would (once I'd bought the US USB charger).
Huge thanks to everyone who looked after me during the entire trip. I hope to see you all again soon!


Sunday, June 3, 2012

Florida - May/June 2012

Florida 2012

Thursday 31st May - Orlando airport is huge - I think it took us 15 minutes just to taxi to our terminal. I picked up my luggage (yay!) and my Kia Rio rental car (as I sort of expected- but it was still disappointing, the taxes, fees, insurances etc more than doubled the price I'd booked it for but I did resist the special deal to upgrade to a convertible, particularly with lots of rain around and a hurricane just having passed). I was assisted with setting up my toll tag by an attendant... I think I was meant to tip him... and then, having been up since about 5am I headed out into steamy Florida for my second ever experience of driving on the right.

I headed straight to the Kennedy Space Center Visitor Complex for an afternoon of seeing the various exhibits; it was fun but there was a slight sense of "here's some cool stuff that we used to do" and "here's some life-sized mockups". I did the Shuttle Launch Experience ride which was quite good fun. I also noticed that the accents on some of the staff were so broad as to almost be caricatures.

I drove on to Cocoa Beach, where I Dream Of Jeannie was set. I had picked my hotel just because of a special deal with the airline, and it turns out that it's a little bit of a redneck holiday area, but the hotel was virtually beachfront and nice enough. After settling in a storm hit, and it showed no signs of passing; I dashed the few metres to my car, drove across the street to Denny's, and dashed inside - and was more-or-less drenched.

From Florida 2012


Friday - I started with my first ever swim in the very calm, warm & slightly muddy Atlantic Ocean under leaden skies. Then off to Disney World EPCOT - when in Rome & all that. I didn't have any small currency for the parking (about $15 or something I think) and the attendant didn't have change so she waved me though. The rain started with a vengeance and didn't let up until late in the afternoon, luckily I had a poncho so only my feet and shins got soaked while dashing between attractions. It was an interesting day, some of the attractions seemed a bit dated - but I enjoyed being flipped around at the end of a robot arm, and was delighted to hear the unmistakable sound of taiko from across the lake - I dashed to the Japanese pavilion and caught the end of the small performance. Good fun but in hindsight I probably would've preferred another day at Kennedy.

On the way home I started heading in the right general direction but couldn't find the right expressway and inadvertently went through Kissimmee (I recall a long, long neon canyon - so many malls and fast food restaurants!), Deer Park and Melbourne.

From Florida 2012


Saturday - as the sun beat down I headed back to the Astronaut Hall Of Fame for my Astronaut Training. There were about 18 of us enrolled, with a couple of family groups. We did various activities including some simulated shuttle landings, and my experience with the Google Earth flight simulator along with the fact that there was an odd number in our training rotation so I got to have a simulator terminal to myself and could practice everything twice as much, meant that I got the best scores for my landings and thus earned the role as Commander on our simulated mission, STS-309. We had a script to guide us, while the instructors threw a few unexpected scenarios at us. My Mission Specialists lacked a certain dexterity with their Robot Arm controls, and couldn't figure out the gas valves when we were all in danger of asphyxiating, and my Pilot didn't get the landing gear down until we were about 10cm above the runway and about to stall but we made it back in one piece. Our training concluded with a Q&A session with Shuttle astronaut Bob Springer and presentation of our graduation certificates. My ribs were still quite sore but they didn't hinder me in any of the activities.

I just had time to get back to the main visitor complex to take the KSC Tour which was amazing - the segmented Saturn V was absolutely huge and seemed so large to be incapable of movement yet the engines left you under no illusions about the incredible power they could unleash. From the lookout we could see the launch pads where humankind has launched itself into space. It was amazing - I'd be very keen to return one day and do some of the other tours, beside which I didn't get a chance to have a go on the centrifuge and it'd be great to see Atlantis when it's installed - and to see a launch would be brilliant.

I headed back to Cocoa Beach and stopped by the pier, a minor local attraction. I went for a drive to find some dinner and was very amused by the archetypal trailer trash couple in front of me in the queue at the gas station.

Sunday - I dropped off the car and checked in, using the Delta Airlines app on my phone as an electronic boarding pass - I was surprised how much better an experience it was to have one less thing to juggle through the checkpoints.

Impressions:
I'd been a little bit nervous about driving on the wrong side, and a couple of times a sanity double-check of every direction saved me from being somewhere I shouldn't, but there weren't any great problems.
I heard Gotye on the car radio a couple of times - "Somebody That I Used To Know" was on top of the charts.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Quebec - May 2012

Quebec 2012

Wednesday 23rd - I had views of Des Moines and Chicago on our flight to Washington Dulles, where thunderstorms hit while I was in transit. My plan to arrive in time for Joannie to pick me up after work started to unravel as the tarmac filled with planes that had landed but were waiting for gates to become available, while no planes were taking off. Our Bombardier jet set off over an hour late, and on landing a bunch of flustered passengers sprinted in vain for their connection to Paris. Meantime, I waited in vain for my luggage. Baggage Services had a small but quite angry mob to deal with in multiple languages; I was busy trying to remember the colour of my case, getting into the wrong 'missing bag' immigration queue and messaging Joannie who was parked outside. I must remember to ask for the free toiletries showbag next time.

It was brilliant to see Joannie again! Hard to believe it'd been 10 years. We dropped past her downtown apartment and then went out for a late dinner, of smoked meat(!), at Schwartz's. As we finished I had my first view of what would be a theme for my stay - there were nightly protest marches that had been taking place for several weeks and gaining momentum. It'd been dubbed 'Casserole Protest' as the marchers were making themselves heard by bashing pots & pans. There were lots of students and even families, and they would criss-cross the city each evening, noisy but mostly well behaved.

From Quebec 2012


Thursday - I had a good sleep-in, and was happy to get the message that my luggage had arrived & would be delivered that afternoon. I had a quick look around the neighbourhood & successfully managed to buy some lunch - I think I managed some hesitant French. I got a message from Joannie that there was a courier downstairs with my bag - I was expecting a FedEx van or similar but couldn't see anything... just a guy speaking French into his mobile. After a couple of minutes I asked him if he was the courier, and he said that he didn't speak much English - but yes. Instead of a van he just had a small sedan with bags through the back seat. It was great to clean up! Finally I felt presentable enough to go out sightseeing, and I headed down to the Old Port and before I knew it I found myself on Le Bateau Mouche cruise out around the old port and a short distance up & down the St Lawrence River - amazing to see such huge ships so far inland! It's a very broad river but didn't seem too deep - it had patches of rapids and lots of locks. It was a great way to view the city and enjoy the unexpectedly summery temperatures - most of the week it was around 30deg during the day and t-shirt weather in the evenings.

Joannie had given me an Opus card and in the evening we went to Mont Royal for a drink and dinner with a few of her friends which was great fun!

From Quebec 2012


Friday - I walked to the main tourism office in Dorchester Square and made it just in time to catch the city tour bus. I always find that these are a great way to get your bearings in a new city, but almost always have very annoying fellow passengers and guides. Our guide this time was very good but the trip was slightly marred when one passenger insisted on saving the last spare seat for her partner downstairs just in case he wanted to come up, despite another group needing one last seat - it got a little heated and a bit racist. The tour was reasonable (though I think Melbourne's free bus and tram tours compare very favourably compared to Montreal's $51 plus tips) and took us to most of the main sights around the city and the mountain. It also managed to get stuck for about 10 minutes by a goods train in the docks - the driver eventually U-turned and bypassed the blockage.

At lunch and a big weird guy sat down opposite me and started to quiz me about my meal but eventually he wandered off. I went back to the tourist office & started to map out the rest of my week, and then took a train to the Olympic Park. There were great views from stadium tower lookout and I took the Stadium Tour which was very good. The tour took us through the pool complex and I'm pretty sure that many of the Canadian Aquatic Olympic team's athletes were in final preparations for London 2012. (I was also impressed that they gave me a refund when the vending machine took my money.)

While I'd been staying Joannie had shown considerable interest in my ukulele and on impulse I thought it'd be nice to buy her a basic Mahalo as a thank-you present - she immediately took to it & asked me to start teaching her how to play it - fantastic! She mentioned she'd had a dream where I'd given her a uke - weird!

That night Joannie took me out to enjoy another Montreal delicacy - Poutine (describing it as fries with cheese, toppings and gravy is a start, but doesn't do it justice) at La Banquise. When we were heading back to the station, a summer storm hit - a sudden torrential downpour - we tried to shelter in doorways but still got drenched during the initial 10-minute burst; every time there was a brief respite we dashed to the next visible awning or alcove (the protesters continued on through the deluge). I was soaked through by the time we got back to the station after half an hour or so.

From Quebec 2012

Saturday - Joannie had booked us in for a morning at Arbraska zipline park with a social group; it was great to get out into the countryside & try our skills; we spent a sunny morning meeting the others and testing our nerve in the treetops, while the guides (dressed as fairies) buzzed around. We nursed some tired muscles over a picnic, losing and finding members of the group before turning for home (with an extra passenger). We stopped for a second lunch of fast food and then dropped by Joannie's parents' place. I had spoken to her mum on the phone when Joannie was staying in Melbourne & it was fantastic to meet her and her father, and to get to see their home - I was familiar with the address thanks to a few postcards & letters that Joannie & I had exchanged.

Back to Joannie's - and disaster! - my key to Joannie's apartment was missing. It later transpired that I'd left it at Arbraska, on reflection I'd put it with my bag during the picnic, but myself and another member of the group had picked up each other bags before realising and swapping - but the key had fallen on the ground. And then got run over by a mower, so the swipe card was destroyed. I paid for Joannie to get a replacement but there would be a few weeks' time before it arrived. (Hopefully everything's restored now!) If it was any consolation, while searching for the key in Joannie's car, I found the Blackberry phone she'd lost months earlier :-P The loss of the key wasn't a great hassle but I always hate inconveniencing a host. (I happened to turn on the radio at one point and immediately heard the story of a houseguest inadvertently burning down a family house though, so a lost key perhaps is not so bad in comparison.)

Later that evening we wandered through the nightclub district, most amused by the fashions, and through the Quartier des Spectacles district which had lots of public art set up, in particular some musical swings ("21 Balançoires").

From Quebec 2012

Sunday - We fuelled up at Canadian coffee chain institution, Tim Hortons, before heading to Les Cultures Gourmandes (multicultural festival) outside the Pointe-à-Callière museum, this year featuring Japan. This brought back lots of great memories of my previous two overseas trips. We looked over all the stalls such as martial arts and calligraphy, and enjoyed some takoyaki before watching the amazing Arashi Daiko. Having been learning taiko myself for just over a year it was great to see a performance by another group, and they were very energetic with lots of intricate choreography and drum setups requiring plenty of nifty footwork to get from one drum to the next; also they seemed to be having a fantastic time. One of the guys used a baseball-bat-sized drumstick very dextrously with lots of big wind-ups. I had a chat to them afterwards and told them about Wadaiko Rindo, they were very interested and we had a great chat.

Next, some more drumming - we went to visit the Tam Tams, a weekly drum circle at the foot of Mount Royal - It was good but I prefer taiko though! There were crowds of people (predominately hippies, at least for the day) enjoying the lawns and various activities such as recreating medieval battles using homemade cardboard & foam weaponry, and slackrope walking. Joannie & I walked on through the park up to the lookout at the Chalet, then past Beaver Lake and took a very squashy bus ride back down the mountain. We had a snack at Le Cagibi (ie, KGB) but Joannie was keen for me to try a bagel which took a little bit of hunting down. Later we stopped by an Australian pie shop, strangely enough. It was great to see all the Montreal streetscapes and visualise Joannie's stories about having to negotiate the exposed staircases in wintery conditions.

From Quebec 2012


Monday - I took a day tour to Quebec City. It was an early start, the driver was annoying (too much false charm, laughing at his own jokes at the same place in both languages, rapidfire switching of languages as if to subtitle himself, and way too many rhetorical questions) and the weather had suddenly become quite cool. We stopped for a quick orientation at the Lower Town restored historic (tourist) district and shivered through the guides' presentation. Two South Korean girls were not prepared for the cold and just as I was about to offer my extra jacket to the one that didn't have one, they slipped away from the group returning a couple of minutes later with a new souvenir windcheater. Our bus then took us to the Plains of Abraham park to take in some of the history, and views of the river which amazingly is tidal this far upstream, before we returned for lunch. The Koreans, Minam and Jimin, were kind enough to invite me to join them; they were on a rest day from their work as cabin crew for Qatar Air (I had met two of their colleagues on the Bateau Mouche) and we spent the afternoon travelling around together. After lunch our tour continued with a cruise on the Louis Jolliet to see the Montmorency Falls and then we explored the archaeology of the Saint-Louis Forts and Châteaux underneath the plaza of Le Château Frontenac (partly to get out of the wind). The hot coffee at the hotel's Starbucks went down very well and gave Minam the chance to flirt with the barista. Despite the mild annoyances, it was a fantastic day, all the better for great company & hopefully I'll get to meet my Korean friends again one day!

From Quebec 2012

Tuesday - After breakfast at the local coffee shop I took the fabulous English tour of La Basilique Notre-Dame; there were about 30 people in our group (along with our very charming guide) & I felt a bit sorry for the Francophone tourguide who only had a single person on her tour. Downstairs I went to the À la Vie, à la Mort - Life Before Death, possibly a mistake as after a while it started to creep me out just a bit... I needed to have a good wander in the sunshine afterwards to clear my head. 

I then headed back to the Pointe-à-Callière- the Montréal Museum of Archaeology and History, to see their touring Samurai exhibition which was pretty cool (particularly the swords), and their clever multimedia 3D-projection history of Montreal and the subterranean foundations. I wanted to buy some shoes and Joannie had told me to head to St Catherine Street but I headed to the wrong section and I think I ended up in a section that was packing up after a pride festival the previous weekend. I caught the train back to the area around UQAM and did some window shopping until another big storm hit which was a great opportunity to explore the extensive network subterranean shopping malls which took me all the way back to Joannie's.

That evening we dined at Mon Shing, then tried to see a movie but it was sold out, so we went for a drink at Winnie's. On the way back we cut through the Complexe Desjardins and watched as some technicians trialled the programming of intricate movements of giant drop shapes suspended from the ceiling.

From Quebec 2012


Wednesday - I reprised my visit to my favourite new coffee shop, and then took the train to Montmorency, something that I'd done every day for years back in Melbourne. There wasn't much to see there - a nice big new cavernous underground railway terminus with a bus depot above; what looks to be an industrial estate yet to be constructed; and a new university campus that was almost deserted - but I successfully ordered brunch in French and dashed off some postcards. I finally took the suggestion of the ever-present billboards (which had been designed by Joannie's ex), to attend the Star Wars Identities exhibition at Montreal Science Centre. I hadn't been too enthused about it before but it was actually pretty cool to see a lot of the costumes, props and models from the movies. The narrative behind the exhibition was a bit contrived, but not too bad. I had a quick look at the rest of the museum, which was probably enough.

It was a fantastic afternoon so I had a last walk around the docks & neighbouring parks, past Cirque du Soleil's bigtop headquarters. Then, I went to the Musée d'art contemporain de Montréal's "Zoo" exhibition - modern art inspired by animals. I'd seen the signs all week and thanks to their choice of font had read it as "200". I also spent half an hour circumnavigating the building thanks to a sign that said "this door is broken, use the next one", so I looked for another entrance, but it just meant to use the directly adjacent door. I don't think I 'get' modern art, I much preferred the old film of a frequently combusting Rube Goldberg machine, and also the exhibit of kids' work. I then just had a wander around the Place des Artes - there was a music TV interview of a rap star being conducted on a terrace with a few dozen screaming kids as backdrop. I still couldn't find any shoes I liked but I was befriended by an endearing bilingual senior citizen who told me a little about the good old days.

I met up with Joannie and we headed off to Parc la Fontaine to meet up with the Ukulélé Club de Montréal. My uke radar started to kick in and when I saw a group of people on the lawn I knew it was them before I could clearly see or hear them. We spent a sunny evening rehearsing their favourite songs such as "Le Lion Est Mort Ce Soir" in front of bemused passers-by - lots of double-takes, they had some fantastic players and heaps of beginners. It was predominantly conducted in French which I was managing sufficiently well by this stage. As it got dark we moved to a picnic shelter and had an open mic session (without a mic) and I redeemed my efforts from earlier in the trip by playing Reboot faultlessly. It was fantastic to meet everyone & compare notes and swap some merchandise.

Thursday - I was thrilled that not only did Joannie wake up to see me off, but accompanied me to the bus stop for the 5:40am Bus 747. Farewell Joannie & I hope it's not as long before we meet again! Before I knew it I was descending over Florida, there seem to be heaps of airports everywhere I looked, fingers crossed that the pilot could find the right one!

Impressions of Montreal: I was surprised to see IGA Supermarkets - turns out IGA started in North America. Someone should buy everyone in Montreal a compass - streets designated eg 'North' are closer to 'West'. It was great to see, hear and speak some French, I was able to remember or figure out quite a lot (eg echafaud for scaffold).

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

California - May 2012

California 2012

Saturday 12th May - United managed to lose my luggage twice during my trip, both times in somewhat understandable circumstances, but one cool thing that they do sometimes is put the Air Traffic Control communications through one of the audio channels which is great to listen in to. In Sydney an American guy spied my uke and we proceeded to have a short jam in the departure lounge. My first impressions of San Francisco from the approach were the banks of fog extending out to sea and swamplands around the edge of the bay, and of course the very hilly terrain. I arrived at SFO, eventually figured out the BART vending machine for a train into town, I walked the last few short blocks to my hotel which was a bit shabby (and there was a neighbouring exhaust vent roaring day & night), and I never quite figured out the taps and remote control, but I was out and about virtually the entire time so it sufficed.

First stop, via lunch, was to buy a 110V USB phone charger which turned out to be very handy - WiFi is becoming common enough that I could touch base with the outside world without too much inconvenience during the entire trip; and the pictures that my phone takes are comparable to those of my still camera. I spent the afternoon walking around trying to convince my body clock that it was not the middle of the night; I strolled down Market Street with diversions to watch - from a distance - the filming of a stunt car, which had several city blocks barricaded off. I continued along the Embarcadero, and then jumped on a double decker bus tour of Golden Gate Bridge, which was spookily draped with fog, and some of the other sights nearby. Much of the bridge approach resembled a wrecking yard with extensive piles of smashed up concrete and mangled girders - perhaps another bridge was being recycled? After the tour, the late-afternoon fog encroached over the Fisherman's Wharf area and set everyone shivering, my solution to keep warm - a clam chowder dinner - was moderately successful. A cable car ride back to the hotel and at 7pm I crashed out for a long, long sleep.

From California 2012

Sunday - I'd hoped to tour Alcatraz, but with a couple of cruise ships in town it was already sold out for the day, so I booked it for the following afternoon. My bus tour ticket was still valid so I used it to explore other parts of the city - lots of the distinctive architecture and prominent fire escapes as a reminder of the city's historic disasters. Later on in the afternoon I checked out the How Weird Street Faire - there was lots of doof music, elaborate costumes, interesting aromas - it struck me as being a very San Francisco sort of event. Dinner over WiFi and another well-earned sleep.

From California 2012

Monday - I checked in early for the NetSuite World 2012 conference, which was starting that evening. I took a ferry to Larkspur in Marin County to attend a lunch at "Jason's" for the local branch of a club that I'm in, it's always great to get off the tourist trail & meet some locals. There were lots of great views of the bay and bridges - and marshes and prisons, during the 35-minute trip; on the way back there were some Giants fans getting into town early for the evening's ballgame. I had a mad dash to Pier 33 to catch my Alcatraz ferry and had a fantastic late afternoon exploring the island. It's a spectacular location and the presentation of its history was top-notch. I'd been told by Uni to look out for a friend of hers, Jamie - but I'd completely forgotten up until when I had to hand my audio tour back - I checked out the attendant's name tag and it was her! I complemented her on how clever it was that everyone's audio tours tracked out different routes through the prison so that people wouldn't congregate and the tour didn't become a procession, but she said that everyone's tour was in fact the same, people were just getting lost.

I took a tram back to catch the opening night of SuiteWorld, and then a Muni bus to Madrone Art Bar for Motown Monday, where I caught up with Uni and Jamie and met some of their other buddies - it was a huge day & night, and heaps of fun! Uni has a new CD out and it's terrific.

From California 2012

Tuesday - I had a full day at the conference, meeting all the vendors, & lots of other delegates, attending the keynotes & meetings - another packed day. The presentations were great although NetSuite's business intelligence did not seem to extend to geography; their world map had the New Zealand flag posted in Tasmania. The Asia Pacific manger took his regional attendees out to a swish dinner which was terrific, it was great to swap ideas & experiences with other delegates and vendors.

From California 2012

Wednesday - jetlag had finally caught up but I battled masterfully - and somewhat successfully - through the morning sessions of the conference, including having to find somewhere to 'hide' my suitcase (stashing it under a table); the conference people had said it was too big to cloak, and the hotel wouldn't take it because I had been staying elsewhere. My plan for the day had been to leave in the late afternoon for Monterey but I became increasingly amazed by the lack of public transport from San Francisco. I expected regular buses and/or railway services to be running up and down the coast, but the best I could find was a Monterey Airport Bus which was very expensive, and impossible to book unless I had a flight number and local mobile phone. I had been offered a couple of lifts leaving at lunchtime and in the end I accepted one from Denise and her carload from Eugene, Oregon, who I managed to catch just in time - they were able to swing past & pick me up. (It was a shame to miss some of the NetSuite sessions but I'll be catching up online.)

It was a great trip - we swapped uke stories and compared notes as we went through a bunch of localities that I was intimately familiar with as the bases for many of the world's great technology companies. We visited some of Denise's friends for a cuppa & it was nice to see a Californian house from the inside for the first time. The traffic was a challenge at times, and the navigation wasn't always as simple as the maps and directions suggested, but we arrived at the Asilomar Conference Grounds for the West Coast Ukulele Retreat. The resort consisted of a collection of very grand, and old, lodges (I was in "Scripps") with communal meeting & dining rooms. There were several other organisations holding conferences concurrently with us - there always seems to be a correlation between ukulele gatherings and mental health events and this was again the case, with a Mental Health Conference being our dinner neighbours. It was fantastic to see up with Jim again after having met him on his visits to Melbourne, and to start to get to know the other attendees over the opening night dinner and instructor showcase.

From California 2012

Thursday/Friday/Saturday - we had daytime workshops & 'slam jam' practice in our assigned groups, generous cooked meals & gourmet tea breaks (which included choc-coated strawberries the size of small apples) prepared by the predominantly Mexican staff, and some spare time for socialising and exploring. I took a range of workshops, with an eye out for any instructors that we could invite to future Melbourne Ukulele Festivals. These workshops covered a variety of music styles & techniques, predominantly Swing for ukulele, the stylings of Roy Smeck, tropical rhythms, finger picking, soloing and some other party tricks. I think there were about 60 or 70 ukers, mainly from California and surrounds. The age group was a bit more mature than other uke gatherings I've been to - I was younger than most - I suspect that although it was great value, it was priced a little bit out of the range of many younger enthusiasts. There were some terrific characters. I've noticed that there's often parallel personalities in all the different uke groups and as I met people I was having fun mentally mapping them against MUKkers; "so this person is playing the role of so-and-so".

During most breaks I headed down to the beach just across the road, as did many of the other attendees. It was mostly bright & sunny but didn't quite fit my previous impressions of California: everyone was well rugged up and the water was bracingly cold. I waded in a couple of times but after a minute or so it actually started to hurt from the low temperature. I had wanted to go for a dip but the cold was too intimidating, though I did see a couple have a quick swim.

On Thursday evening we had a campfire sing-song (I tried to lead "Long Way" but to my surprise no-one knew it), on Friday there was a massed singalong (I redeemed myself by teaching "Jolene") and I enjoyed a late-night jam with some of the fabulous players in the Scripps lounge later. On Saturday there was an open mic where I played my Brass Traps song, "Reboot" and stuffed it up quite badly - however this meant that I got one of the best responses for the night, I'd have much preferred to have nailed it though! I also got to play with a couple of the small group performances.

Also on Friday evening I also made good use of Asilomar's WiFi to listen in to the Hawks beat the Dockers using the AFL Android app - it was fantastic that the technology all worked a treat and my muffled cheers attracted some bemused looks from other guests in the stately common room.

From California 2012

Sunday - the curtain came down on the retreat, I'll look forward to keeping in touch & hope that you all make it down to Melbourne, meantime - happy uking!



Denise was kind enough to offer me a lift back to San Francisco (after teaching me the "G IYQ" song) and we took a couple of side tracks - firstly we detoured south just slightly to take the 17 Mile Drive around the Monterey Peninsula - a very fancy and expensive-looking neighbourhood which includes Pebble Beach and other golf resorts, lots of very exclusive suburbs, and great nature views - full of sea lions, otters, forests and the Pacific Ocean. We then turned back towards San Francisco. Late in the afternoon after our break in Salinas, I fashioned a pinhole projector (with 2 bits of paper - one with a millimetre-sized hole in it) and observed the moon's silhouette start to move across the sun for the 2012 Annular Eclipse, and with about 15 minutes to go before the maximum, and after singing "Black Hole" to the carload, we pulled over onto a side road for the experience - at first I felt that I might be imposing on my fellow travellers by asking if we could stop for a moment to get a good view, but I think they were more excited than I was! Around 90% of the sun was covered; a couple of hundred km further north observers saw the moon passing right across the sun but not blocking it out - leaving the edge of the sun visible as a ring. (It was cool to hear that friends in Osaka and Tokyo also had the perfect view of the eclipse as it had passed right over them a few hours earlier.) We had the about the same amount of sun visible but the moon was just slightly to one side, leaving the sun as a thin "crescent-moon" shape, but curled around more at the ends. The maximum eclipse was around 5:30pm and light in the sky became a little eerie, our eyes adjusted so that it didn't really look darker, but there somehow seemed to be greater contrast... the colours seemed a bit different. We tried a few different ways of viewing the eclipse; the most reliable was the pinhole projector although the sun's image was only a few mm across. We also tried to put polarised sunglasses at right-angles but it was too glary, and we found that the internal reflections in prescription glasses also gave a clear image if you shielded your eyes from the sun itself.

The moon continued on its way and so did we. As we entered San Francisco some fog blew across giving us a direct view of the sun looking like a cookie with a bite out of it. The guys dropped me back at my hotel - thanks for a stellar day!

From California 2012


Monday/Tuesday - I embarked on the Extranomical 2-day tour of Yosemite National Park. Our driver tried to make a bit of a performance of his tourguiding which was somewhat dreadful. However he navigated us safely through Oakland and Dublin, past the rolling treeless golden hills covered in canals & windmills, breakfast at Oakdale & then up New Priest Grade Road, to our first main stop at Tuolumne Grove to see the Giant Sequoia trees - the world's heaviest living things (or something). The short hike was a good test for my ribs - I had injured my chest in a fall just before leaving (a subsequent scan when I was back home confirmed that there was no bone damage, I'd just torn something) which was a little bit uncomfortable to sleep on, and I was quite sore if I tried to breathe deeply but worst of all was sneezing which felt like a punch to the ribcage which would leave me seriously winded, so I took great precautions against the start of any sniffle! I made it through the walk OK but a bit gently. The trees were monstrous but it was hard to take it all in, it was a bit difficult to get a good view. We progressed on to Yosemite Valley and I was immediately blown away by how spectacular it was. Wherever you were and wherever you looked, it was breathtaking (notwithstanding my ribs)! And I continued to be impressed by how well the Americans maintain their National Parks - lots of facilities, harmoniously blended with the surroundings.

After the early start and annoying bus ride, I topped up the energy levels with lunch, and then caught the shuttle bus (much more user-friendly and efficient) to Curry Village where I'd booked a cabin tent - effectively a small hut with canvas sides & roof, complete with double bed, electric light & power points. Then, under glorious skies and with a pocket full of almonds (courtesy my roommate at Asilomar) that I needed to eat so as to not attract bears with any leftovers, I set off for Mirror Lake. This was a nice easy walk that would cover a fair bit of flat ground, so not too taxing on the sore lungs. Some Germans asked for directions but wouldn't believe me when I told them where they actually were. I'd hoped to walk a loop but a rock fall had closed one section of the track - in a way, a good reminder to be aware of any potential instabilities in the precipices soaring overhead.

I was zonked when I got back to camp. Unfortunately I couldn't suppress a very painful sneeze; I slept OK but spent most of the next morning feeling like I was going to keel over - until the pain suddenly lifted (mostly) at around lunchtime. I struggled through the buffet breakfast, amazed at the amount of food everyone was consuming; then I took the shuttle back to Yosemite Lodge and found some great flat-level walks - in the crowds around the base of Yosemite Falls, and then along the northern edge of the Valley past the Ahwahnee and then back to the lodge. The views in every direction were stunning; there were friendly critters all around, plenty of people in the main locations but heaps of space and solitude.

The tour bus turned up for the return journey; this driver was much more engaging, thankfully. We picked out some barely visible climbers on the immense face of El Capitan and were told how they take perhaps 5 days to scale the entire height, setting up hammocks mid-cliff and hauling their provisions up behind them. Then we set off on the long, tired drive back to San Francisco, stopping for some spectacular sunset photos on Treasure Island. It was an amazing experience to visit Yosemite and I highly recommend that everyone should go!

From California 2012


Wednesday - I was up at 5, having rightly ignored everyone's advice to book an airport shuttle, the BART was fine by me. Except for having to dodge a panhandler that was insisting on trying to help, despite my polite but firm refusals. It felt like the city was deserted at that early hour until I hit the airport which already had big crowds. Next stop - Montreal!

Impressions of San Francisco

  • A couple of times there were major motorcycle ride-bys - one time with cruisers, and another they seemed to be mainly Vespas
  • I quite liked the pedestrian crossing countdown that tells you how many seconds you have to reach the other side - a good hurry-up! I saw these throughout my North American trip.
  • Not so pleasant was the intrusive pan-handling, and the guy taking a dump in a doorway :-P
  • It was cool to see a Westfield shopping centre in prime position in Market Street
Next time: - Powell/Mason cable car & Lombard Street, as well as the Cable Car Barn & Powerhouse, Yosemite: some of the more 'vertical' walks, rafting.